Who Would You Like For A 2PM Snack?

If you should be so lucky and can only choose one to be with, who will it be? Nick-Anaconda-Khun? Or Bet-He-Has-Nice-Low-Hanging-Nuts-Taecyeon? (Sidenote: I’d give an arm and a leg to have one of them stick that thumb in my ass and wiggle it. Incidentally, Nick Khun has a longer thumb. My asshole just quivered.)