Super-Stud-Sunday: Captain America

Captain America: red, white, blue and hot all over!
Damn, this super-stud knows how to fill out a uniform and harness one stiff shield. Makes ya just want to stand erect and salute the buff bastard, over and over again. After all, the stars and stripes have never looked this good!
Attention Queer Clickers! At-tent-ion!

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Super-Studs: Midnighter & Apollo

Midnighter: Dark, brooding and super-sexy, he’s always decked out in black leather from head to toe. Think Batman with even more of an edge and a bigger bulge to boot.
Apollo: Bright, powerful and oh-so-hot, he’s powered by the sun and is just as scorching. Think Superman on fire with loins of steel.
What do these two superheroes have in common? On the surface – nothing. But deep down below – an unending love for one another.
Members of The Authority, a series created by Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch, the comic was released in 1999 by Wildstorm. Notable for its intense graphic violence and visual flair, the comic was often described as a “widescreen” comic, and was quickly known for the uncompromising attitudes of its characters (leading to them often being described as fascists).
Midnighter and Apollo, first introduced as partners-in-crime and friends in a comic series titled Stormwatch, soon found themselves in each others arms, hearts, and beds. Married soon after their relationship took flight, they also took on the important roles of dad and dad to a fellow team member after adopting her.
Super-sexy. Super-studs.
Indeed!

BrokeBack Mountain Happy Meal

A parody from the guys at Fries on the Side.

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(via That’s The Story)

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Happy Monday!

A spanking new week for more wanking treats! Have a good one, folks!

Super-Stud-Sunday: The Green Lantern

The Green Lantern: tall, dark, & handsome, with a killer body that looks super hot in spandex. Everything a superhero should be. But…
Is it just me or has this super-stud mastered the art of making a perfect & powerful fist? (Ah, to be double fisted by him!) And the ring thing? He seems to like his jewelry a little too much for a “straight” stud. (Right?) And what about the color green? Isn’t that suppose to mean you are all horned up if you wear a lot of green? (Nice!)
I wonder what it all means. I… just…wonder. Hmmm.
Way to go Green Lantern. You can “POW!” or “BLAM!” us anytime!

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Super-Stud-Sunday Part II: Will Toale – The New Aquaman

Ok, just so I don’t get too much of a reputation as a Superman freak – which I’m cool with, by the way, I’ve been called worse things – I had the sudden urge to throw together a second Super Sunday posting!
This time around, as you can see, we are heading deep under the sea to discover the new Aquaman.
It’s reported that the WB, which is the host network for the hit show Smallville, is starting work on a new show based on the hot, blond, super sea-stud. Filming begins in February for a Fall 2006 release, and it appears that poor Alan Ritchson, who starred as Aqua on Smallville, will not be starring in the series, instead it will be newcomer Will Toale.
Will stands at 6’2″ and weighs in at a lean 177lbs. Born in Sarasota, FL, he has been told he resembles Matt Damon. I can see that in his smile and his eyes. Can’t you?
Tan, muscular, and handsome – it looks like they did a pretty good job finding the right stud to play the part of Aquaman. No?