Super-Stud-Sunday: The Green Lantern

The Green Lantern: tall, dark, & handsome, with a killer body that looks super hot in spandex. Everything a superhero should be. But…
Is it just me or has this super-stud mastered the art of making a perfect & powerful fist? (Ah, to be double fisted by him!) And the ring thing? He seems to like his jewelry a little too much for a “straight” stud. (Right?) And what about the color green? Isn’t that suppose to mean you are all horned up if you wear a lot of green? (Nice!)
I wonder what it all means. I… just…wonder. Hmmm.
Way to go Green Lantern. You can “POW!” or “BLAM!” us anytime!