When a man loves his truck…

Alternate caption: “Why??!!”

CAPTION THIS! Winning entry will be chosen…

We’ve puzzled until our puzzlers are sore, to paraphrase the Grinch. HELP US OUT and write a witty caption for this pic.

There are some obvious puns, but we’re really looking for the perfectly hilarious caption for this hunky Bare Bear seemingly in distress.

We’ll do our best to track your entries and then post the winning caption in the next several days. The prize? Just the satisfaction of knowing that you brightened the day of your fellow Queer Clickers (altruism). Or that you made their lattes squirt out their noses in a sheer riot of laughter (comedic genius). It’s the least you can do for a troubled world (guilt).

NOTE: You may continue to submit witty captions for this Bare Bear (hit “Comments” below), but the winner(s) have been chosen. See the subsequent post made Sept. 27 for the finalists and ultimate winner. –QC

“Ken Doll” Update Update!!

The little known fact is that Ken Doll’s father was a BRILLIANT science-fiction actor in the 1950’s!

Steve Erhardt – Barbie’s Nightmare

“When you’re in Hollywood, you have to keep yourself together and looking good to extend your career…”
“My photo gallery in my salon is like a chameleon. It’s pretty amazing how I’ve changed over the years.”
Move aside Michael. There’s a new freak in town. The self proclaimed Ken Doll, Steve Erhardt, has undergone over 30 plastic surgeries, amounting to almost a quarter million dollars.
Update:

We found his mammaries!
Footnote:
We were so focused on Steve we missed the fact that the doctor looked kinda hideous himself too! Eeeks!

WHEN IS IT REALLY A FETISH??

When is a fetish really a fetish? Or when is it just playing dress-up? When is it just weird?

The situations range far and wide. There must be a legitimate lawn mower fetish out there if one can easily find two guys posing with their machines. And are certain brands of cellophane better than others in the realm of auto-erotic asphyxiation? (Don’t try that at home alone. QC will not be held liable if you are lured into a coma by the Glad Wrap when putting away dinner leftovers.)

There is a little “horse me” contingent out there. They love to morph pictures of themselves into horsies… and we hope that’s the extent of it. The clothespin thing? Yawn. That’s so 1978 dungeon. Been there, hospitalized for that.

One of our favorites, because special effects meet homosex meets Jack And The Beanstalk (and occasionally the Godzilla-esque trampling of a major city by a hunky naked muscle man), is the whole “Giant Fantasy” trip. Search the net for “gay giant” and you’ll find lots of it.

Finally, there’s the “sex with any inanimate object around the house” thing, which we don’t consider a fetish. Certainly one could have a thing for carrots, slightly microwaved… but we digress… or a melon balled (hence “melon baller”) to create the perfect “orifice”. But it’s all just horniness, plain and simple. If we have anything to say about it, the old saying “if the shoe fits…” needs to be adjusted for queers: “If it doesn’t cause a prolapse, give it a shot”. OK, too graphic. “If the boot fits, lick it.” Better?

Without recounting the obvious ones we’ve all heard of, what’s the funniest (funny to you) fetish you’ve ever heard of? The operative word is “funny”, not gross, tasteless, or unmentionable.

“Have a great weekend” wishes to all you Queer Clickers… whatever it is that turns you on. 🙂

Back to School

Wouldn’t it be nice if we had school uniforms like that?

Meanwhile, in an alternate parallel universe…

And we ended up in this lousy universe.

Caption This!

Sandick

Looks like there is tough competition, Dustin! LOL.
(Thanks T!)

Waiting patiently for papa to return?

Ah, the beauty of nature. Baby robins waiting for papa to return to the nest with a worm? OK, look at it upside down for a better perspective. Any alternative captions to offer?

What a way to start your day!

I can’t take credit for creating this one… kudos to whoever it was… but very clever… and a not a bad way to start your day. 🙂