Sporno: Sonny Bill Williams

Sporno: Sonny Bill Williams
He plays Rugby League professionally, Rugby Union professionally, and is a champion heavyweight boxer. New Zealand’s Sonny Bill Williams is a man who’s in need of many expert blowjobs with swallow, preferably after a match or a sweaty training session, and given the notoriety of his opponent flattening shoulder-charges, you really wouldn’t want to argue with him.

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11 Mar 13 By scotchtape 26 Comments

Sporno: The South Sydney Rabbitohs

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The South Sydney Rabbitohs are a top team in the National Rugby League – Australia’s most popular football code played across almost all states. Nearly bankrupt a couple of years ago, none other than Russell Crowe bought the team and attends all training sessions and matches.
One thing never in question has been team bonding, with super studs like Sam Burgess (kissing a teammate, above and shirtless, after the jump), Dave Taylor (massive stud next down from Burgess), and Adam Reynolds (heavily inked handsome dark spiky haired one) always up for a cuddle and a kiss with each other, on field or off.

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04 Mar 13 By scotchtape 12 Comments

Sporno: Leigh Halfpenny

Leigh Halfpenny
Only 24-years-old, Leigh Halfpenny has already written his legend into the sweaty, man’s-man history of international rugby. A star member of the Welsh National team, he’s one of their key try scorers and was part of the team for the 2011 World Cup. He’s also the pin up boy for the team’s marketing people, who cast him in sexy stuff like this TV commercial that showed how Leigh’s such a dedicated fitness stud that he can run faster than a horse:

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18 Feb 13 By scotchtape 10 Comments

Sporno: Alexandre Despatie

Sporno: Alexandre Despatie
Like most people, one of the main reasons I tune into the Olympics every four years is to watch the men’s diving. But London 2012 was a let down for me as I couldn’t get into the hoopla last year around twinky British Olympic diver Tom Daley, and as for Matthew Mithcam’s recent revelations that he used crystal meth, well that’s been the worst kept secret in the Sydney party scene for years.

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11 Feb 13 By scotchtape 10 Comments

Sporno: Gymnastics

Sporno: Gymnastic Athletes: Jon vs Jake
Few were surprised when Jacob (“Jake”) Dalton trounced the competition to easily win QueerClick’s Pole Position Hottest Olympic Gymnasts poll last August. Dude is hot — no argument.
What’s a mystery to me is why hardly anyone ever mentions Jake’s Team USA teammate Jonathan Horton, who, for my money, is just as sexy as Jake, if not more. While Jake has the sapphire blue eyes of a Davidoff model and the body of a, well, of an Olympic gymnast, the chunkier, stockier Jonathan has a more cornfed look, the kinda guy who lifts a lot of hay bales and buys himself a new pair of jeans maybe every other year, if he ain’t too busy on his X-Box.

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04 Feb 13 By scotchtape 6 Comments

Sporno: David Pocock

Sporno: David Pocock

Sporno (noun): Sport played by sweaty, muscular men who are so off-the-charts fucking hot that the experience of spectating is akin to watching porn. Often, masturbation is required after or even during the experience. Welcome to the first installment of QueerClick’s weekly Sporno spot.

This week’s Sporno star is David Pocock, a gentle giant who plays the violently high impact game of Rugby Union. David is from Australia, where the game is popular (it’s also played in the UK, France, South Africa and New Zealand, but has never really caught on stateside). He stands over six feet tall and weighs in at around 230 pounds, so in other words, he’s bigger than your refrigerator.
He would probably kindly refuse your offer to suck his dick, even if you offered to lick the post-game sweat off his balls as part of the bargain, since he’s happily partnered with his girlfriend of seven years. And here’s the clincher: he’s gone on record as refusing to marry his girl until full marriage equality is passed into Australian law. Check out the clip after the jump to see him talking eloquently about his love for his gay friends and the need for change – all the while dressed in a dashing button down blue shirt.
Behold.

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21 Jan 13 By scotchtape 12 Comments