[Update: Seems like George Burgess has made his appearanceon GuysWithiPhones too!]
English-born rugby player George Burgess caused a bit of a scandal this week when nude pictures of him accidentally leaked on twitter. We’re not totally sure why this is such a scandal. At 21 years old and 6’5, Gorgeous George doesn’t have a single thing in the entire world to be ashamed of. Seriously, this man is the stuff action figures are modeled on. If anyone in the entire world has a right to be naked in public, it’s this man!
Ok, fine, you caught us. We committed the tiniest of errors last week when we posted that the basketball player Juan Carlos Navarro had a naked picture leak. Our readers, hawk-eyed as they are, were quick to point out that the cock in question actually belonged to porn star Brandon Hawk. But who could blame us? I mean really, look at the two of them! The resemblance is uncanny. We’re pretty confident that if you were fucking one of them, you’d have absolutely no way to tell that it wasn’t the other! (Though again, as our readers pointed out, Navarro is probably uncut.)
A naked picture of basketball star Juan Carlos Navarro has surfaced. It’s only one pic, but it’s a hot pic and definitely worth the wait. This stud has played for the NBA and abroad, so let’s take this moment to appreciate every single inch of “La Bomba.” How big do you think his dick is?
V*nce Urb*nk aka V*nce “Machine Gun” Urb*nk is a 308 raw lifter, ranked #6 in the USA for total, #4 deadlift, #2 Multi-ply deadlift, and this Pro Strongman has the #20 highest Deadlift of all time in the 308lb division, which he set as a junior. V*nce Urb*nk has participated in many strongman tournaments. He is also a full-time student working on becoming a physical therapist.
He has three appearances on StraightFraternity in the following titles:
1. Dane Solo
2. Gay Chicken 7
3. Dane Is Back Where Autumn Sucks Him Off (we didn’t cover this previously but we have screenshots for you after the jump)
In the latest episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (so bad it’s good), Ryan Lochte reveals that he spends up to 4-5 hours shaving (yes, including the bits that we don’t see). But no, that’s not where the money shot lies. The soundbite that got us jizzin’ our pants is that he uses custom-made gold plated razors which no one else uses. Ryan, that’s cos we use rainbow sugar coated ones.
Smooth chicken thighs and video for your drooling/chuckling pleasure after the jump.
It’s a case of real-life Sporno! (Ok, fine, all Sporno is real-life Sporno, but this one is even sporn-ier.) In the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, NBA player Jason Collins announces that he is gay, which makes him the first openly gay man to play a major American sport. Sure, this is a giant step for gay rights in America, but even more importantly, Jason Collins is extremely sexy. It’s scientifically proven that as more professional athletes come out, more hot locker-room fuck sessions will occur. Trust us, we’ve crunched the numbers.
In all seriousness though, we want to add ours to the chorus of voices congratulating Jason Collins on this huge event both in his personal life and in gay history. It must have taken a ton of courage, and you have proven yourself an important role model. Welcome to Planet Unicorn! Plus, now that we know what kind of porn you’re looking at, Jason, we expect you to be more active in our QComment threads.
The husky champs of Aussie Rules (the “Australian Football League”, if you must know), have no idea how hot they are, and that’s just the way we like it.
They also have an in-house way of celebrating when they kick a goal, which they also don’t realise instantly generates hard-ons the world over. Names are included on each picture if you want to do your own research, or vote in the comments on your favourite – it’s not an easy choice.
Ultimate Fighting Championships is the sport where two testosterone-pumped jocks are locked in a cage with each other, stripped to the waist, and kick and fuck the shit out of each other until only one of them is left standing.
Gay porn people will know the sport due to the controversy that exploded when Sean Cody model Danny appeared in the lightweight division of the sport under the name of Danny Cochrane.
Wasn’t it heartwarming and kinda hard-on inducing to see how the macho meathheads who play and watch UFC didn’t hold Danny/Dakota’s past against him, and his fan base grew more after the controversy. Gay-friendly straight guys. They’re increasing in number, and we love them.
But anyway, poor Danny wouldn’t stand a chance against Heavyweight UFC Champion Todd Duffee, who in profile looks like Ancient Roman statuary but in the ring, belts the living brains out of his opponent like something out of a Mongolian pitbull fight.
Some of you may be wondering why it’s taken us so long in our SPORNO series to get around to Ben Cohen, the towering British rugby champion who is also a vocal supporter of gay rights that established his own foundation to combat bullying.
Olivier Giroud and Mathieu Debuchy pause mid-game to make out? It’s like someone’s been reading our dream journal! Hallelujah! QC continues to prove that sports can be the gayest place on earth. 😉
Queerlick is all about variety, so we thought twice before going with another wrestler for our weekly SPORNO so soon after Ben Provisor. But, 28-year-old Michigan wrestler Jake Herbert is just too fucking HOT to pass by.