Sporno: Gymnastics

Few were surprised when Jacob (“Jake”) Dalton trounced the competition to easily win QueerClick’s Pole Position Hottest Olympic Gymnasts poll last August. Dude is hot — no argument.
What’s a mystery to me is why hardly anyone ever mentions Jake’s Team USA teammate Jonathan Horton, who, for my money, is just as sexy as Jake, if not more. While Jake has the sapphire blue eyes of a Davidoff model and the body of a, well, of an Olympic gymnast, the chunkier, stockier Jonathan has a more cornfed look, the kinda guy who lifts a lot of hay bales and buys himself a new pair of jeans maybe every other year, if he ain’t too busy on his X-Box.

Quick poll for the pit lovers among us, do you prefer Jonathan’s blond sweaties over Jake’s darker, thatchier pits? Working your way across their bodies from their underarms – which their gym uniforms keep on constant display – seems as good a place to start as any.


But my real question is this: how much would Sean Cody pay to get these two together for a scene? Just how many zeros are we talking about here? And that’s both in dollars, and amount of scene views once it went live. Oh well, dreaming is free.