Attention sports fans! American football’s a favorite sport of ours—the tackling, the patting, the oh so tight uniforms. Forget the commercials… when the Super Bowl or any other football event comes on, we’re looking at the player VPLs and packages. Not everyone wears a protective cup, which is good, because those protect us from seeing jock cock! Georgia Bulldog’s quarterback, Joe Cox recently did a profile for Sporting News Today and gave us fans an unexpected play on the sidelines. His apparently long cut cock makes us want to get deep in this quarterback’s end zone and drive a hard play. After that, we’d hit the showers and then show him all the moves in our playbook. Monday night is a great night for football!
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It may seem somewhat odd that despite the closeness, camaraderie, and competition, despite the bonding, nakedness, sweat, and showering that the realm of professional sports remains a closed system in regards to homosexuality. Think about it: who’s the last athlete you remember coming out, besides Matthew Mitcham (who got royally ignored by broadcasters and sponsors alike for doing so)? Chances are, especially if you’re American, that you can’t really remember the last out sportsman. Lesbians are OK, but gay men, they’re kept secret (just like the Dallas Cowboy Barrett Long supposedly blew). So it always strikes us as especially strange, intimate, weird, hot (we dunno… all four?) when we see photos like these above (taken from the April 18th Ukraine Bodybuilding Competition held in Kiev) showing exceptionally muscular men, oiling each other up, hanging out in skimpy outfits, and comparing their physiques. It seems just about as homoerotic as you can get. Except that appreciation for the male body is timeless. Then one realizes that it’s homophobia that’s the newer beast… and one that keeps men from getting close, whether socially or sexually.
Thanks to QC Chinese for the pics.
Didn’t get to attend the 2009 GayVN Awards? No worries! QueerClick’s ace reporter was on location and gave a full first-person report (with links to your favorite stars): You could feel the buzz in the Westin, just off of Market Street, on Friday. People were frantically checking in, while others were doing their best to pose and be seen in the front lobby. But by far, the best part of checking into the official hotel of the 2009 GAYVNs was seeing all the unsuspecting guests who had no idea what was going on—they were just visiting SF.
Cody Cummings and Tommy D FRIDAY NIGHT
The weather was fantastically warm and sunny. And San Francisco was chock-full of porn stars. So why not party? The big event of the night was The Tailgate Party. This wasn’t just one party, but a collection of venues with hot men to check out. I started at Lime to see the stunning threesome, The Visconti Triplets. They’re simply adorable, but not a peep out of them. Not because they weren’t friendly, but because they’re still attempting to learn English. Oh well, I wasn’t there for the conversation, and their translator was stunningly handsome too. We also had fun partying with Cody Cummings, Tommy D, and Mason Wyler too. Although we were sad we had to leave town and couldn’t make Mason’s gay porn blog bowling throw down, we enjoyed finally meeting him in person. He’s a funny guy and sexy to boot. Lime was a blast, but it was time to move on.
The infamous but delightful Sister Roma interviews Mason Wyler. Nothing’s off limits to Sister Roma but Mason comes off as friendly and well-grounded guy! We headed down Castro and walked past Twin Peaks Tavern (aka. The Glass Coffin, due to the age of the clientele) and saw The Dirty Boy Video guys… on tramp-olines out front. It was ridiculous and the bar was packed with boys (maybe this bar just has a bad rep sometimes, because it didn’t seem like a glass coffin after all!). The place was hopping with “Show your butt” contests and plenty of give-aways. I then stumbled may way down the Castro, walking past the beautiful Castro Theater where the GAYVNs would be tomorrow night. The Castro was a-buzz, and the reputation that the GAYVNs are like the gay porn Oscars definitely rang true on Friday. You could feel the anticipation in the air.
We stopped in at the Falcon Party at QBar. Got a hug and some smile with legends like stunningly beautiful Roman Heart, smoldering TJ Hawke and then there was the fantastically do-what-I-want Erik Rhodes. Once again, I was star struck by the guys. This party was hopping. And loved spotting and saying hello to other hotties (Kyle Gillum) who were there to partake in the fun too. Needless to say, we stopped in at the Cockstar Party at Moby Dick and saw a moby dick and the man behind it, Barrett Long. He was signing autographs and the crowd was loving it. The Titan Men party was fun at Harveys, as was the Raging Stallion Party at The Edge bar. The buzz was that Raging Stallion’s To The Last Man was gonna win big. (Have you seen it? Sure a few love to say that Raging Stallion has influence over the GAYVNs vote, but the fact is: this movie is actually amazingly well done. Little details are spot on. And the sex is raw and delicious.) Don’t forget the Jet Set Men party, where we spotted Marcus Steele and David Dakota among many others. The Jet Set Men party was hopping when we rolled in and we were loving it. From there on out, we stumbled over to the Hot House party at the Lookout. The place was packed (maybe it was the free porn they were giving away). It was crazy fun. We saw Kyle King, Ethan Wolfe, Johnny Gunn, Vince Ferrelli, Luke Cassidy and Evan Matthews. At this point, we were a complete mess… so many porn stars, so much fun to be had. So, we made a point to stop in at just one more – the Bel Ami Party at 440 Castro. These boys, Dolph Lambert and Luke Hamill were jaw-droppingly beautiful and fun to hang out with. We ended up going back to a few of our favorites and loved that everyone started mingling and hopping from bar to bar. Although we didn’t see it, we heard the Bel Ami boys actually snuck out and were out most of the night. You can’t blame ’em, we all were. This Tailgate Party was fantastic. With speciality drinks to be found such as The Golden Shower (made with Jack Daniels, 7-Up and lime), The GAYVN (a strawberry lemonade martini), and The Casting Couch (sort of a Tequilla martini). Oof. My head hurts just thinking about it.
This was all great, until we realized I needed to be functional and get up at a reasonable hour on Saturday.
Has the world gone topsy-turvy? In a stunning turn of events, horse-hung super-bottom, Mason Wyler decided to top Phillipe Delvaux. Don’t get us wrong… Mason tops occasionally (like every leap year) but we’ve been waiting for this for some time. It’s probably a sign of the ass-pocalypse (a very hot sign). He’s not the only bottom suddenly on top of the world. You may remember that muscle-butt Roman Ragazzi recently went top on Damien Crosse’s ass—kerazy! After topping Delvaux, Wyler must’ve been feeling daring and thirsty because he soon debuted in a “piss-heavy bareback” film. Bottoms-up, boys!
By the way, talking about barebacking and piss-play, when was the last time you hired a hooker for hardcore gay sex? During the 60’s? Never? A few minutes ago? Well, apparently these magnificent sluts now have their own awards show. They’re called The Hookies and though they sound like awards for truancy, they’re actually for male escorts. A few QC stars won big at the Hookies, held this last week in NYC and we decided to award them with their own QC Fan Pages!
Barrett Long won Biggest Dick (surprise, surprise)
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and Arpad Miklos tied for Sexiest Escort with Marcel Deion.
Congratulations to all these sexy men, although we’re confused. Last time we checked, prostitution was still illegal in America. Did the NYPD just stand on the other side of the stage?
A Dallas Cowboys football player bends over to receive Barrett Long’s ball pass deep in his endzone—drive it hard, Barrett! Gayrumors had always circulated about golden boyDallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman (damn, we wish he was gay, though it seems like he’s not). But has one of the other Dallas Cowboys blown one of the biggest dicks in the biz, Barrett Long’s boner? From TheBigLead.com
Around 8:55 this morning, Barrett Long, an a male adult film actor, was on Howard Stern. He admitted to accepting oral from males for cash when times were rough, but insisted that he’s straight. He also said a member of the Dallas Cowboys once went down on him. Refused to mention the player’s name. Artie Lange instantly yelled “Tony Romo!” but Long denied it was him. Then Long asked about Emmitt Smith, to which Long also said no. It almost sounded like Long recanted the whole thing when Artie asked about Michael Irvin, but we’re not 100 percent sure if he was kidding or not.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless it’s Barrett Long’s massive cock. He’s recently finished shooting the first scene of his new “What Happens in Vegas…” DVD. Shot on location at the Blue Moon Resort, the film features hot action from Barrett Long (of course) along with Diesel Washington, Jason Crew, Kirk Cummings, Rod Daily, Dean Coxx, Cameron Adams, and introduces viewers to newbie Lance Howard.
Follow all the action on the production blog or take advantage of the pre-sale of the DVD for the special price of $26.95.
The rush is on! You’ve got holiday presents to buy, places you have to go, and relatives you need to ignore. We at the QC know this is stressful. Thankfully, Chinpoko keeps plugging away, working hard for you. So take some time for yourself and PataPorn With Chinpoko! Randy Blue: 4-way Jackoff
How many “straight” guys does it take to fix an air conditioner? Well apparently, no one gives a shit at Randy Blue. Mr. Blue has staged an actual plot line in this latest offering of mutually masturbating boys. Christian Sharp is the ring-leader of this scenario. Damn that boy is hot. I love the little bit of fur on his chest. His cockiness drives me insane as well. As the three boys talk about the air conditioner while gently rubbing themselves through their underwear, I was already at full attention. I actually think I might be in love with Christian Sharp. His ass is like a cave I need to spelunk. Also, I can’t get enough of Max Cruz. Oh my goodness, those eyelashes! He is that pretty boy you went to high school with that you still love.
So the premise of the video is pretty damn lame. I was so sick of hearing these guys talk about how hot it was and they wished someone would come fix the A/C. Then we had to hear about sports, in an effort to convince all of us that these boys are straight. (Christian Sharp is so not wanting to have anything to do with pussy.) Yeah, these guys are about as straight as the two maids from Mary Poppins. I eventually just wanted the guys to shut up and get to it, and thankfully they did and soon Buddy shows up to fix the A/C, which he never does.
But don’t lose interest yet, because the best part of this video… THE VERY BEST IS AT THE END. All right, I have shot some pretty good loads in my time. If there was a penis Olympics I think I would be a good contender for the Cumshot Put Event. However, Max Cruz’s cock taught me a lesson. He was the first to shoot, and when he did, he hit over his head, on his face, in his mouth… oh my goodness! Give that girl the Gold! Even talking about it now makes my head drip a little precum. Sorry, I drool.
Everyone can own a piece of Barrett Long, the piece you know you want. Barrett is giving everyone a chance to experience one of the most sought after cock in gay porn today—his replica dildos. Molded and detailed to perfection from Barrett’s enormous manhood, these life sized replicas provide a true encounter with this massive cock. It’s available in with either a suction cup base or a vibrator, starting at just $49.99. (Make sure to order one for each of the size queen bottoms on your holiday list.)
If you want to see the real thing in person, Mr. Long will be appearing at Splash Bar in New York, this Friday December 19th, and he’ll be making an appearance with our friends Derek and Romaine on OutQ.
Though the Subway food chains may have rejected him, Barrett Long was more than happy to deliver a foot long to Kurt Wild at XXX Amateur Hour. In a “cruising the locker room” scene, the young, but already veteran, Wild gave Barrett a run for his money. Hear him gag and moan as he tries to take Long’s whopper down his throat, then beg for it up his ass.
Before filming with Lucas Entertainment, Jason Crew was over at XXX Amateur Hour. He’s filmed quite a few scenes with them, even a few with the site’s star Barrett Long. As one of the industries’ brightest up and coming stars, XXX Amateur Hour hosts some of his earliest performances. Crew can also be seen as the featured performer in Volume 9 DVD.
In scene one, Jason flip-flops with Jason Talon in a high-energy episode, in which Talon gives it to Crew as good as he gets it. Jason give a second stellar performance with Alexander in an intense sexual escapade. Not to be out done, Barrett just couldn’t help but get involved making this scene a three way in what can only be described as one of the best episodes on XXX Amateur Hour to date. The on-screen chemistry and banter between Long and Crew make scene one that is a “must have”.
QC just received a copy of Volume 9 in the mail and we can’t wait to pop it in the DVD player.Don’t forget, sign up now and be entered into Barrett Long’s XXX Amateur Hour Membership Sweepstakes for your chance to win a Barrett Long Replica Dildo, DVDs, and other great prizes.
Arguably the biggest dick in the industry today, porn superstar Barrett Long has set many standards in his career, mostly in inches. The well hung star and cofounder of XXX Amateur Hour has launched a sweepstakes on his blog, XXXAmateurHour.blogspot.com. Any fan of Barrett’s who signs up for his website by December 31st, 2008 through a link in the sidebar of his blog automatically qualifies to win a huge prize package.
One lucky winner will receive a Barrett Long Replica Dildo, an autographed 8×10, a Barrett Long 2009 poster calendar, Long Deployment 1, 2, & 3 on DVD, and a copy of The Porne Ultimatum.
The winner will be chosen at random on January 1st in a video on Long’s blog.
The membership sweepstakes is just the latest of new developments from Barrett and XXX Amateur Hour. Earlier this month, he also launched the XXXAmateurHour Blog, along with a handful of profile pages, making him more accessible to his fans. “It’s all about my fans.” says Long, “Without them, I wouldn’t be doing this. I’d just be some guy with a big dick and a camcorder.”
Any avid watcher of gay porn can’t go for very long without having Barrett Long’s huge uncut 11-inch dick poke them in the eye. He’s a regular from Active Duty and has most recently launched XXXAmateurhour.com, an off-shoot of Active Duty that’s a sexual variety show directed by Mr. Long. Well, now the well-endowed top is gonna be a lot easier to find decided to promote himself and XXXAmateurhour.com by launching a MySpace page, an XPeeps.com page, and real-time blog on Blogger. “It’s a great way to stay in touch with my fans and keep them up on what’s going on with me and my site,” said Barrett, “and to introduce myself to ones I haven’t met yet.” Long, never one to disappoint a fan, welcomes any and all comers to add him to their friends list and comment on his blog. He says that the profiles and blogs are a great place to keep up to date on what’s happening in his world and he advises everyone to “keep a close eye on them, as there is a lot of great things in the works and already happening” from new video updates and new releases to live appearances and everyday happenings. QueerClick’s a big fan of Barret’s long schlong. See?: AmateurXXXhour: Barrett Long and Park Wiley Barrett Long, Levi, Shane, Eli & Adam – Long Deployment 3 at ActiveDuty.com Barrett Long at ExtraBigDicks.com Barrett Long at ExtraBigDicks.com
