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Randy Blue: 4-way Jackoff
How many “straight” guys does it take to fix an air conditioner? Well apparently, no one gives a shit at Randy Blue. Mr. Blue has staged an actual plot line in this latest offering of mutually masturbating boys. Christian Sharp is the ring-leader of this scenario. Damn that boy is hot. I love the little bit of fur on his chest. His cockiness drives me insane as well. As the three boys talk about the air conditioner while gently rubbing themselves through their underwear, I was already at full attention. I actually think I might be in love with Christian Sharp. His ass is like a cave I need to spelunk. Also, I can’t get enough of Max Cruz. Oh my goodness, those eyelashes! He is that pretty boy you went to high school with that you still love.
So the premise of the video is pretty damn lame. I was so sick of hearing these guys talk about how hot it was and they wished someone would come fix the A/C. Then we had to hear about sports, in an effort to convince all of us that these boys are straight. (Christian Sharp is so not wanting to have anything to do with pussy.) Yeah, these guys are about as straight as the two maids from Mary Poppins. I eventually just wanted the guys to shut up and get to it, and thankfully they did and soon Buddy shows up to fix the A/C, which he never does.
But don’t lose interest yet, because the best part of this video… THE VERY BEST IS AT THE END. All right, I have shot some pretty good loads in my time. If there was a penis Olympics I think I would be a good contender for the Cumshot Put Event. However, Max Cruz’s cock taught me a lesson. He was the first to shoot, and when he did, he hit over his head, on his face, in his mouth… oh my goodness! Give that girl the Gold! Even talking about it now makes my head drip a little precum. Sorry, I drool.
Cocky Boys: Bekim and Jesse Santana
The strong quiet type. That’s Bekim. In this video, the boy doesn’t say a word. In fact, the first of this video was a bit boring. It didn’t add up to me. I mean if I was getting sucked by Jesse the way Bekim’s lucky dick was being kissed, I would go completely out of control. But not Bekim. He just stood there with his naked, tattooed body, and his curved upright cock. All the while Jesse looked like a girl at a carnival sucking on a lollipop. His tongue covers every inch of Bekim’s tool. I just imagined myself being titillated in the same way, which immediately made me grow to my full penis height in a matter of minutes. Personally, I felt that I couldn’t get harder.
I was wrong.
The most amazing part of this video was when Bekim and Jesse 69. Jesse mounts his bubbly, tan, smooth ass right in front of Bekim’s face. It reminded me of the way a dog presents him ass to another. Woof. Without a sound, Bekim glides his finger in and out of Jesee’s hole. This makes Jesse go crazy. He keeps slurping on Bekim’s tool, but it’s getting harder for him because he can’t focus on anything except how good his ass feels getting finger-banged. And when they fuck… whew! Oh man, by this time I’m wanting to pop like a geyser. As Jesse sits on Bekim’s schlong, he oh so politely spreads his ass with his hands so that we get a full close of view of his tan hole pulsing around Bekim’s cock. If I had a mouth, I could taste it. But I don’t because I’m just a dick.
Size Queens Rejoice: Own Barrett Long’s Dildo
I dunno. Is it me or does Barrett Long’s penis look like some type of weirdly shaped sausage? On a side note, I eventually want a Chinpoko dildo out there. Who’s with me?! You know you’d love it! Maybe I could team up with Orville Redenbacker to offer a bucket of popcorn with it. Mine wouldn’t be as intense at Barrett’s. Chinpoko dildos coming to your neighborhood porn store!
Scott Caan’s Balls and Dick
Whew! Just looking at Scott Caan, makes me almost gone in sixty seconds. I have such a thing for surfers, but who new Scott was an actor, surfer, and a peep show artist. This is the reality TV I’m talking about. Forget focusing on the people and their lives! Instead let us all look at what’s really driving us—our dicks. I’m totally imagining a Survivor with nothing but cocks. I would totally win that shit!
Feel better? You should. Chinpoko always knows hot to cheer us up. And let’s be honest, no one’s dirtier! Next time we see you will be after Christmas, so you will totally be stressed out then. So come on back next week but until then, get out there and get turned on!
