Another week, another collection of quality QComments! This week, a reader explains why American men fuck so roughly, another one encourages a suicidal porn star to “shit or get off the pot”, and yet another thinks of several reasons why Shia LaBeouf might enjoy freeballing. But enough with the foreplay—onto the main event! As we’ve mentioned before Chaos Men’s founder, Bryan Ockert is a certified dick goblin (because he’s always gobblin’ dick). In fact, we once ran a contest asking QC readers to count the number of dicks he’s sucked. We’re not the only ones who noticed his oral expertise though. jjgg5 noticed Bryan’s gusto while blowing Shaun and suggested Bryan make use of his skill and consider another profession:
Bryan should teach Cock Sucking 101 at the local community college.
This is one of the few times we’ll ever say this, but we’re pretty sure there’s more money in gay porn. In fact, our most recent guy in IAOOC, Mike from EnglishLads.com, might agree. He appeared on the site to supplement his income as a teacher only to have some of his students discover his porn pics online. Now Mike might be getting the ax. QC Reader Bo has got some strong opinions on the matter:
I’m from the area—went to a school about 10 miles away. This is just a perfect illustration of how British schoolkids really are spiteful, thick, vicious little shits, and how the British education has become incredibly puritanical, as well as pervasively incompetent. (Quite a large number of our kids leave school with negligible literacy and numeracy.) In Italy or Spain this would just never happen.
And as for Sam—body by Baywatch, face by Crimewatch, as they say…
While we don’t doubt that British school kids are mean-spirited illiterates, Bo, Mike did jerk-off for a porn site. We hate when porn actors lose their day jobs for moonlighting in porn world, but we’re not sure the kids are really to blame in this instance. At the very least, we should applaud them for learning how to use the internet! They may not know how to read, but they certainly know how to blackmail people, which is a useful skill in its own right.
But while we’re on the subject of education, let’s jet back over to America where hot bottom-slash-dad-of-four, Kurt Wild’s getting fucked by Calvin Conners at College Dudes 24/7. We love Kurt Wild and so does SteveDenver, though SteveDenver wonders how Kurt’s kids explain daddy’s ass-busting job to their teachers:
I know Kurt has spread his ass A LOT, but I still think he’s adorable. I wonder what his kids write when the teacher asks them to tell about their daddy’s job.
It sure would have been easier coming out to my parents if my dad was a professional ass pony.
Ass-pony! Great word, SteveDenver! That’s right up there with “douchebaggery” and “fuppet.” You weren’t educated in Britain, were you? Of course not, with such mastery over the English language, you clever bastid, you.
Between our interview with Michael Lucas and pics of Zac Efron’s bulge we posted load after load of hot men. You, our beloved QC readers, let us know what you thought and we collected the best for you here. There’s cheers, jeers, queers, and a few QComments that sounded like they were written on beer. Let’s catch up on this week’s best by checking out the Top 10 QComments! Straight Hell posts always stir up a bit of controversy, especially when the rough Englishmen round up someone as angelic as Corey. They take the young student off the streets and into a horrid dungeon where he’s tied up, flogged, and his balls and nips get clipped and stretched much to his agony. Some guys love it, but b. bitt finds it disturbing and maybe even socially irresponsible:
Pornographic fantasy is understandable, when it is between consenting adults, but this series is condoning the abduction, rape, and I assume eventual “disposal” of school aged boy. I don’t want to judge how or where people get the erotic fix, but this seems to below the level of good taste or good judgment.
Though the pain’s certainly real, we doubt the scenarios are non-consensual—it’s all part of a BDSM fantasy, though it can definitely be disturbing. Maybe Straight Hell should have a “Where are they now?” feature showing their victims living fully-functioning lives as drill instructors, dog trainers, and boot polishers.
Our readers certainly had strong opinions about Drake Rock’sBen Patrick Johnson. He’s a manicured musclestud that’s either too perfect or abnormally so. One QCommenter got sick of all the “empty and pathetic” hateful comments, but euan countered with his outlook on the usefulness of such QComments:
1 Not every unflattering comment is born of hatred.
2 Anyone who is “smart and sweet” choosing to have cosmetic surgery cares about appearance also–which suggests he cares about the results of that surgery. Why then is it not permissible for third-parties to have a view on the results of that same surgery–after all, the man in the mirror is not the only one to see it, and that man in the mirror is not the only one whose opinion the person himself cares about.
This is at best a failure of the cosmetic surgeon. (Nonetheless, that body is well-maintained. I just hope it is not built on steroids–when the time comes that it inevitably comes crashing down, the results are never flattering.)
Ben’s hot though he certainly looks a little over-done. At least his eyebrows will constantly convey a sense of slight surprise for any of his partners. And talking about frozen facial expressions, we interviewed Michael Lucas this week. True to form, he had opinions on just about everything. But also true to form, every picture we posted had him doing his Derrick Zoolander pout. walt noticed as well and asked this question: He’s the male Paris Hilton: Same perma-pout in every photo. Does the man have teeth? Never seen them.
We dug up a photo of Michael Lucas to prove that he does indeed have teeth, although they may have been Photoshopped on by one of his press people to avoid a scandal. Can you imagine a toothless porn mogul, gumming on dicks, and eating pureed dinners? No siree.
What’s our war cry for dicks everywhere? You got it, it’s Chinpoko’s “PATA” call—PATA PATA PATA! Whenever you hear it, you should be grateful even if we aren’t getting laid, because Chinpoko’s always out there trying to get laid for you and I—for all of us! That’s why we love this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Cocky Boys: Rex and Cameron
There’s nothing like a little rest, relaxation, and dick sucking! If you’re somewhere cold longing for summer, this video will defnitely turn up the heat.
Firstly, Rex and Cameron are some hot fellas. They’re both not too muscular, not too twinky, not too nasty, and not too clean-cut—they’re just right.
We’re supposed to believe that Rex is napping at the beginning of the video, though of course, no one’s really sleeping. Cameron decides to take advantage of Rex. I must say, I do like porn in the sunlight. As Cameron mouths Rex’s cock through his underwear, the bright sun illuminates Rex’s face as he moans with delight.
Soon Cameron begins sucking. Rex has got a nice cock. In fact, it’s pretty—real pretty. I think Cameron thinks the same, because only after a few minutes, he takes a seat on it like a king riding Rex’s royal throne.
Cameron rides the hell out of Rex’s cock and takes it all! As Cameron gets fucked, his own tool bounces up-n-down staying so hard—I loved it.
Then the boys fuck on their side—ehh, uneventful.
However, for the cum shot, the boys decide to take it inside (cum doesn’t show up very well in sunlight). Cameron eagerly jacks off Rex while begging him to cum. Rex’s cock becomes so purple and engorged… ah, the beauty!
However, my favorite part of this video is the MASSIVE load Cameron shoots on Rex’s stomach. Boy took it home! In fact, he should have pointed to the outfield like Babe Ruth. Believe me, Cameron definitely hits a no-miss home run! Also, I love how the cum just lingers in the crevasses of Rex’s abs— such a wonderful body.
I shot my load and then some—get on this one. Next Door Buddies: Orgy – Shane Erickson, Alexy Tyler, Christian Wilde & Spencer Reed
ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! I can’t—so many hot men! I can barely speak. Yum! I love orgies. You know, you can’t really get enough dicks for a good ol’ fashioned orgy. Ah the memories, the nostalgia… knowing that being banged by four guys is just all a night’s work. Good for you, Next Door Boys!
EDITOR’S NOTE: We normally use this space to highlight the Top 10 hottest posts during the past week. This week, we thought we’d present The Top 10 Clicks You May Have Overlooked. These posts only received one or two comments apiece and we thought they should have gotten more attention. So please give them another chance, won’t you?
