PataPORN With Chinpoko!
What’s our war cry for dicks everywhere? You got it, it’s Chinpoko’s “PATA” call—PATA PATA PATA! Whenever you hear it, you should be grateful even if we aren’t getting laid, because Chinpoko’s always out there trying to get laid for you and I—for all of us! That’s why we love this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Cocky Boys: Rex and Cameron
There’s nothing like a little rest, relaxation, and dick sucking! If you’re somewhere cold longing for summer, this video will defnitely turn up the heat.
Firstly, Rex and Cameron are some hot fellas. They’re both not too muscular, not too twinky, not too nasty, and not too clean-cut—they’re just right.
We’re supposed to believe that Rex is napping at the beginning of the video, though of course, no one’s really sleeping. Cameron decides to take advantage of Rex. I must say, I do like porn in the sunlight. As Cameron mouths Rex’s cock through his underwear, the bright sun illuminates Rex’s face as he moans with delight.
Soon Cameron begins sucking. Rex has got a nice cock. In fact, it’s pretty—real pretty. I think Cameron thinks the same, because only after a few minutes, he takes a seat on it like a king riding Rex’s royal throne.
Cameron rides the hell out of Rex’s cock and takes it all! As Cameron gets fucked, his own tool bounces up-n-down staying so hard—I loved it.
Then the boys fuck on their side—ehh, uneventful.
However, for the cum shot, the boys decide to take it inside (cum doesn’t show up very well in sunlight). Cameron eagerly jacks off Rex while begging him to cum. Rex’s cock becomes so purple and engorged… ah, the beauty!
However, my favorite part of this video is the MASSIVE load Cameron shoots on Rex’s stomach. Boy took it home! In fact, he should have pointed to the outfield like Babe Ruth. Believe me, Cameron definitely hits a no-miss home run! Also, I love how the cum just lingers in the crevasses of Rex’s abs— such a wonderful body.
I shot my load and then some—get on this one.
Next Door Buddies: Orgy – Shane Erickson, Alexy Tyler, Christian Wilde & Spencer Reed
ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! I can’t—so many hot men! I can barely speak. Yum! I love orgies. You know, you can’t really get enough dicks for a good ol’ fashioned orgy. Ah the memories, the nostalgia… knowing that being banged by four guys is just all a night’s work. Good for you, Next Door Boys!
Rear Stable: Matt Cole
How on this EARTH did I miss Matt Cole? This is the first time I’ve seen him and I’m entranced. Did you look at the picture of his hot, pink asshole? Oh my God, I want to bury my head in it like an ostrich and never come out until it’s safe again! I bet Matt would keep me safe—if he’d let me in…
Chaos Men: Ivan Serviced
I totally ragged on Chaos Men last week; I saw some terrible porn. Still, apparently Scarlett O’ Hara was right, tomorrow is another porn day.
I love it when Bryan puts together an edging video. His editing style stands out by far as one of the most erotic and creative elements in gay porn today. Seriously, the man should win awards.
In the beginning, we see Bryan lightly sucking off Ivan, then the camera cuts to Ivan getting fucked with a huge dildo, but quickly goes back to the sucking—back and forth and back and forth… Bryan from Chaos Men plays this game. Eventually, we even get to see his beautiful cock with its thick head.
The cumshots are what make this video even more special. Bryan shoots all over Ivan’s ass, some of the cum even spurts off-screen, it goes so far. Ivan drops a load in Bryan’s mouth, and Bryan laps it up like a dog lapping water after a summer afternoon. When they’re both finished, the camera just focuses on Ivan’s cum covered cock.
PATA, PATA, PATA… hottest clip of the week!
RuPaul: Uncut
I’m not going to give away spoilers, HOWEVER I will say this—RuPaul’s Drag Race is one of the best shows on TV right now. I laughed my ass off—oh wait, I don’t have an ass. No matter… go support some Ru, and check her out on Logo.
Well now you know the war cry now, so get up off your ass and use it! Get some dick, and while you’re out there forget to get turned on!
