PataPORN With Chinpoko!
It’s porn. It’s Chinpoko. And it’s why you come back every week to see what Queerclick’s lil’ dick is up to. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Xtra Inches: Cory Koons and Rick Gonzales
Cory Koons has got the hottest little ass ever. Apparently, his background’s very diverse—he’s from four different countries. But truthfully, I couldn’t give a flying fuck where the boy’s from; I just want to see more of that ass. Rick beats Cory’s ass like a red-headed stepchild. I mean, you can actually see Cory’s tight ass lips pursed around Rick’s thick cock. PATA PATA PATA! I think they should let me take Cory’s ass for a spin. Road trip with Chinpoko!
Sean Cody: Travis
Sean Cody’s starting to amp up his editing skills. Instead of just showing some guy jacking off, Mr. Cody’s starting to make art out of porn. And I love it!
PATA PATA PATA!!!!
Travis is hot, Hot, HOT! In the beginning of the video, Sean asks him some pretty personal questions and Travis just smiles and answers. Travis talks about fluffing his hot cock before wrestling matches; he doesn’t want the other guys to think he has a small dick.
Soon Sean has Travis slapping his pole. Travis is a good boy and moans and sighs all throughout the scene. As Travis strokes, the camera not only focuses on his hard pole, but his huge biceps (thudding back and forth) and hairy pits as well. Soon Travis’s left hand travels down to his ass. The boy begins finger-banging himself until he works himself up to a pretty hot cum shot.
The next scene is in a gym. Travis says he’s straight. However, when Sean asks Travis to choose between Justin Timberlake or Brad Pritt, Travis says Brad Pitt without hesitation. Hmmm… maybe Chinpoko could convert this boy. PATA PATA PATA! I love it when Travis rubs his cum across his abs while crunching. I bet it tastes so good.
While Travis strokes himself in the gym, the camera pays special attention to his washboard abs. Yum. When he finally comes, Travis shoots all over a punching bag while his body trembles.
The hottest thing about this guy is his face. When he comes… ahhhh! It leaves me speechless. His face contorts into the most aching yet blissful face. I only hope we see more of this boy on Sean Cody.
Hottest post of the week. PATA PATA PATA!
Fisting Central: Steve Cruz and Billy Berlin
As some of you may have noticed, I don’t have an ass. No, unfortunately I’m only a cock and balls. Still, I’m a kinky cock and like to get into new things. So I wanted to have a good morning jack and I decided to see how my friends at QCX were doing. I clicked on the page and I saw…
OOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh my gawd in heaven! Steve Cruz is an animal and Billy Berlin’s ass is like Plastic Man. I couldn’t believe how much Billy’s ass stretched around Steve’s arm. I mean… ahh… this looks like it hurts so badly, yet it made me a little hard. What do you think?
Chaos Men: Chance – Edge
You know I love a good edging on Chaos Men!!! PATA PATA! I’ve said this before: I love when it’s ALL ABOUT THE DICK! And shouldn’t it be, fellow QC’ers?
The video starts with a shot of Chance’s hot, hairy hole—all nice and pink. Already, I began to throb with excitement. I couldn’t wait to see this guy turn colors while getting edged to shoot.
The scene starts off in a chair and then Brian (the Chaos Men owner) moves Chance to the floor. Brian breaks out a huge dildo and thrusts it down Chance’s mouth for him to suck. He takes it like a trooper and begins rubbing his own cock.
Brian then cuts to Chance spread eagle. Brian inserts the dildo into Chance’s ass. Chance moves around like a twink getting popped for the first time. I love that his hands are tied together too. So hot.
The last part of the scene is Brian shooting a huge load over Chance’s legs (and I mean HUGE—that boy can shoot). Then Chance gets jacked off as Brian slurps up his cum.
Now as much as I love edging on Chaos Men—this is not the hottest post. Chance has a super hot body and a nice mushroom head, but his face looks a bit like a wax museum mannequin. Maybe some people keep a “poker face” when getting blown, but I want to see some reaction. I mean, if Brian from Chaos Men sucked me off! Whew, I’d be moaning from the highest heights. That man has skills. Remember Chance—acting is all about the face!!
Watch RuPaul’s Drag Race Before It Crosses The Finish Line!
Best show in the world. If you’re not watching this show then you have until March 23rd to catch up. That’s the finale and you know these bitches are going to bring it. When I first started watching RuPaul’s Drag Race, I thought it would be just a bunch of catty queens. It’s not! It’s actually a celebration of self and how gay men can dare to be different. LOVE IT! PATA PATA PATA!!
You know the drill, dear readers—now get out there and get turned on!!!
