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Queerism – Gloryhole

Queerism - Gloryhole
noun: Generic term for a Foxhole that somehow has even greater delusions of grandeur, their own intelligence and self-importance such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
(Not to be confused with the two-word “glory hole” or hyphenated “glory-hole” of the same which presumably needs no definition here.)
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12 Aug 14 By Tim 1 Comment

Queerism – Foxhole

Queerism - Foxhole
noun: Generic term for Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Brit Hume, Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes, and anyone currently or formerly associated with Fox News.
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Queerism – Cream Trampoline

Queerism - Cream Trampoline
verb: A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.
example: Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.
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29 Jul 14 By Tim 2 Comments

Queerism – Paraphilia

Queerism - Paraphilia
noun: The experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, or individuals. The condition is characterized by abnormal sexual desires typically involving extreme or dangerous activities.
example: Johnies parahilia became apparent when he listed extra curricular activities on his job application as “Necrophiliac Sky Diving”!
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22 Jul 14 By Tim 2 Comments

Queerism – Vanilla Mist

Queerism Vanilla Mist
noun: When you cum in a guy’s asshole and then they point their ass high into the air and fart leaving a slight spray mist of cum in the air. Just like a Glade room air freshener.
example: Relax, unwind and satisfy your inner cravings with Vanilla Mist, the new innovative aromatic air freshener, guaranteed to turn your bedroom into a relaxing retreat – that smells of cum!
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15 Jul 14 By Tim 13 Comments

Queerism – Vanilla Mouthwash

Queerism - Vanilla Mouthwash
noun: A big hot load of cum, delivered into the recipients mouth with the expectation that they gargle on it (bonus points for not gagging).
example: Joe found the best way to keep his breath fresh was to gargle with a Vanilla Mouthwash morning, noon and night!
Related: Cummatosis.
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08 Jul 14 By Tim 11 Comments

Queerism – Blowphobia

Queerism - Blowphobia
noun: The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product that emits hot air.
example: Tom screams at night when his husband uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia!
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17 Jun 14 By Tim 11 Comments

Queerism – Gingerbread Man

Queerism - Gingerbread Man
noun: A guy who prefers to Bottom for a red-haired Top (i.e., loves being fucked by a red-head.)
example: I had barely walked into the bar when a firecrotch hit on me asking “Wanna be a Gingerbread Man tonight?” Christmas (and both of us) came early that night!
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03 Jun 14 By Tim 17 Comments

Queerism – Assphalt

Queerism - Assphalt
noun: Butt crack (i.e., ass fault)
examples:
Before we fuck, I always ride my hot rod on his assphalt!
Rubber Hits the Asphalt! (doing the same thing while wearing a condom).

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27 May 14 By Tim 4 Comments

Queerism – Dichter Scale

Queerism - Dichter Scale
noun: The logarithmic scale used by Bottoms to rate the magnitude that Tops rock their world.
examples:
“With a sawed-off pencil-dick like that, he wouldn’t even register on the Dichter Scale.”
“He wasn’t that big, but man did he know how to use it! Gave me a total 8.9 on the Dichter Scale!”
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20 May 14 By Tim 1 Comment

Queerism – 39

Queerism - 39
Code for anilingus, based on the ideographic image of a face buried between buttocks, the figure 3 being the buttocks, 9 the face.
example: Text from BF: C u ltr for more 39 hehe 🙂
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13 May 14 By Tim 3 Comments

Queerism – Zipper Sex

Queerism - Zipper Sex
noun: Oral sex , especially fellatio, performed hurriedly without removing the pants.
example: We didn’t have time for funch today, just enough time for zipper sex though, YAY!
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06 May 14 By Tim 14 Comments

Queerism – Frot

Queerism - Frot
noun: Slang for frottage (from the French verb frotter “to rub”), is a non-penetrative form of male-male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact. The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged the practice of anal sex, but has since evolved to encompass a variety of preferences for the act, which may or may not imply particular attitudes towards other sexual activities.
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29 Apr 14 By Tim 1 Comment