noun: Generic term for a Foxhole that somehow has even greater delusions of grandeur, their own intelligence and self-importance such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
(Not to be confused with the two-word “glory hole” or hyphenated “glory-hole” of the same which presumably needs no definition here.)
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noun: Generic term for Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Brit Hume, Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes, and anyone currently or formerly associated with Fox News.
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verb: A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.
example: Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.
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noun: The experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, or individuals. The condition is characterized by abnormal sexual desires typically involving extreme or dangerous activities.
example: Johnies parahilia became apparent when he listed extra curricular activities on his job application as “Necrophiliac Sky Diving”!
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noun: When you cum in a guy’s asshole and then they point their ass high into the air and fart leaving a slight spray mist of cum in the air. Just like a Glade room air freshener.
example: Relax, unwind and satisfy your inner cravings with Vanilla Mist, the new innovative aromatic air freshener, guaranteed to turn your bedroom into a relaxing retreat – that smells of cum!
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noun: A big hot load of cum, delivered into the recipients mouth with the expectation that they gargle on it (bonus points for not gagging).
example: Joe found the best way to keep his breath fresh was to gargle with a Vanilla Mouthwash morning, noon and night!
Related: Cummatosis.
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noun: The final climactic thrusts of the penis, or on the penis, before ejaculation (when fucking or masturbating).
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noun: When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.
example: I know just the thing to pep you up today – a shot of peniscillin!
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noun: The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product that emits hot air.
example: Tom screams at night when his husband uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia!
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abbrev:Big Black Cock. Usually found on men of color, or those who may have tattooed their appendage with black ink.
examples: Lots of them HERE!
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noun: A guy who prefers to Bottom for a red-haired Top (i.e., loves being fucked by a red-head.)
example: I had barely walked into the bar when a firecrotch hit on me asking “Wanna be a Gingerbread Man tonight?” Christmas (and both of us) came early that night!
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noun: Butt crack (i.e., ass fault)
examples:
Before we fuck, I always ride my hot rod on his assphalt!
Rubber Hits the Asphalt! (doing the same thing while wearing a condom).
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noun: The logarithmic scale used by Bottoms to rate the magnitude that Tops rock their world.
examples:
“With a sawed-off pencil-dick like that, he wouldn’t even register on the Dichter Scale.”
“He wasn’t that big, but man did he know how to use it! Gave me a total 8.9 on the Dichter Scale!”
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Code for anilingus, based on the ideographic image of a face buried between buttocks, the figure 3 being the buttocks, 9 the face.
example: Text from BF: C u ltr for more 39 hehe 🙂
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noun: Oral sex , especially fellatio, performed hurriedly without removing the pants.
example: We didn’t have time for funch today, just enough time for zipper sex though, YAY!
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noun: Slang for frottage (from the French verb frotter “to rub”), is a non-penetrative form of male-male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact. The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged the practice of anal sex, but has since evolved to encompass a variety of preferences for the act, which may or may not imply particular attitudes towards other sexual activities.
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