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UPDATED: Feast on the burning hot screengrabs! Cum spraying everywhere! *SLURP* Enjoy this lovely and romantic preview of Jordan and Ryan as we work on the screens!
Eric Ducharme of Florida really, really wants to be a merman. So much so that he made his own tail and goes swimming in one of Florida’s natural springs three times a week. And, ok, we admit that it actually looks kind of fun.
What’s more, apparently this merman also possesses quite the entrepreneurial spirit. He’s started his own company, called The Mertailor, where he sells mermaid tails to other would-be merfolk.
No, you are not seeing double, and no, those are not twins, that’s xTuber scoiattolino, previously known as “torinesenudo” which he shut down, who happens to enjoy watching himself in the mirror while he wanks his uncut and juicy cock!
More after the jump!
Trent Ferris, at only 18 years old, already has sexy down. From his beautiful eyes to his big young cock, Trent is definitely fun to look at. Trent spends a lot of time on the beach, as evidenced by his tan and also his easy-going manner. We would love to know which beaches he goes to! Trent strips down to show his sexy 18 year old body – nice butt and nice cock with some pubes.
When Jessy Ares and Rod Daily find themselves both with nothing to do but stroke their hot meat, they pool their resources. Their cocks are already out and hard, it’s just a matter of closing the distance and deciding who goes first. Bathed in crimson light, Rod swallows Jessy’s cock, steadying and guiding it with a closed fist.
This week, we bring you a bad boy best man who looks to be packing more than his fair share of wedding tackle. We can only speculate as to what the wedding was like, though we wouldn’t put it past this stud to have slept with the bride — or maybe the groom. Who knows? All you really need to do is guess what sits between this guy’s legs. Any ideas?
We confess, we’ve skimped on the preview pictures this week. Don’t worry, the naked pictures more than make up for it, we promise.
noun: Someone who tries to be glamorous, but isn’t quite experienced enough to pull it off. Flashy and trashy, but not yet ready for prime time.
example: Anyone can be a beautiful glamateur, but it takes real talent to be a star!
Thanks to CanTake8 from the US for this Queerism! Do you have an interesting or unusual Queerism of your own you wish to share? Submit your Queerism HERE.
Joey took one look at 30yo Jace Chambers and his thick Carolina cock and was more than happy to help. Jace is cruising on his phone when he gets a knock on the door. It’s the hook up he ordered. Ya gotta love modern technology. Joey goes to greet him as Jace pulls him in for a kiss. They start to make out as their shirts start to come off and their tongues start to roam. Joey licks that chest as he heads south to see what’s waiting for him. He undoes those jeans and once he does Jace’s fat cock springs out at him. He’s rock hard and ready for attention. Joey knows just what to do as he starts to worship that cock. Jace fucks that pretty face with ease as Joey takes as much of that 9″ cock down his throat.