They say ‘Be careful what you wish for.” 23-year-old Justin Parker once wished for the largest dick in the world and now every night he goes to bed, he prays he doesn’t wake up. His dick is literally like a third leg. He has to stand in the shower to urinate, if he gets an erection he passes out from blood loss. He even once accidentally rubbed it against his best friend who then immediately threw up.
But will Justin let his big dick get the best of him? Or will he overcome his, uh, handicap? Watch this inspiring story and learn to appreciate your penis, no matter the size.
Nick Stuart is one of the sexiest 18 year olds College Dudes have ever worked with, so when he call wondering what else he could do, they had a dildo in his hands hours later! He had never had anything up his ass before!
For pure animal lust and passion you can’t beat the scene between Andrew Stark and Travis James. They start out deep kissing. They have been waiting to do this scene for a long time and decided to enjoy every second of it. Then Travis does more than just suck Andrew’s cock, he worships it. Lovingly lapping at the tip with his tongue and working all around the shaft, engulfing it down his throat and back out again so he can work every inch.
Skyler Antez met Bently Race at his hotel where he started to get naked on the roof terrace. Skylar has got an amazing cut muscular body, a very nice oversized cock and a killer smile.
23 years old Mexican native Carlos won the Maskurbate Cumshot Contest. (Why do we never get invited to these sorts of contests?!) Not only this newcomer show Maskurbate a huge load but he was really cute, muscular (jock type) and had a fantastic personality.
Kent and Connor kiss. In seconds, the shirts are coming off, nipples and shoulders are kissed and Kent’s lying flat on the couch! Connor licks and kisses all over Kent’s muscled torso and plays with Kent’s cock through his underwear.
noun: a play on the term country club; a group of friends—usually 4-6 in number—who only talk to and associate with themselves,even in public settings, presenting an air of superiority and exclusivism. While cunty club members believe everyone else looks up to them and desires to be like them, the truth is, no one else can tolerate being around them!
ex: What? Are you genuinely criticizing my shoes? Cripes. Before I know it you’re gonna want a membership in Matthew’s stupid little cunty club. You can all go drink saketinis and then go fuck yourselves.
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English Lads has been shopping and bought a selection on new “adult” toys, and couldn’t think of anyone better to test drive them than site favourite, cockney hairy stud Paddy O’Brian. Paddy starts off in reverse, as we get him to shower and clean up before the fun starts! After his shower Paddy is completely alone, 2 fixed cameras, a bed, lots of oil and a load of toys. The result is an intimate show as you can see Paddy being horny and having fun in a subtly different way!
We wish there were monitors that could show these guys off in full scale. We say this so that the size of Jarek and Calvin can be fully appreciated. Calvin is 6’2″. Jarek is 6’5″. Having these two big hot naked guys, dicks flopping and ready to fuck each other is sometimes just too much to handle. They were ready for each other the instant they met.
This is your chance to see the brilliant Dr. Trystan Bull at his best. He’s in the studio with brand new guests, Marko Lebeau and Shanah Lane. They’re a couple who are having problems in the bedroom. Shanah won’t suck Marko’s dick! Let’s see what the good doctor can do to help…
My name is Mitch. I’m 31-years-old, 5’10”, 185 pounds and a pretty healthy fit guy overall, but I get really nervous in bed, so nervous that I lose my hard-on whenever a guy starts to suck me or bottoms for me—I just dry up. It doesn’t happen all the time, but sometimes when I’m with a hot guy, I’ll feel really intimidated and shrink. Then it never comes back and I feel like a loser.
So a friend of mine suggested that I start popping a boner pill like a Viagra before having sex and it was like a dream come true. I could get hard if the wind blew the right way and I started topping and face-fucking all sorts of beautiful men. It was awesome.
Here’s the thing though: Now I’ve been using ED meds to fuck for the past five years and I wanna stop. I’m used to hooking-up and occasionally fucking while drunk, but I’ve been going through therapy and trying to stop my addictive behaviors. Right now I’ve given myself permission to still hook-up if I wanna, but I wanna try without using pills or alcohol and it’s got me nervous.
I’ve topped and cum before without using the pills, but it’s rare. And now that I’m off the pills, I worry that I’ll go back to going limp in bed. A friend of mine compared it to a fairy tale where someone finds an enchanted object that helps that accomplish something they could do on their own. At the end of the fairy tale, the person learns that the “magical item” wasn’t magic at all.
I kinda hope the Viagra and Cialis are like that, but I’m worried they’re not. Has anyone gone through this problem? How can I help myself stay hard and confident in bed without using drugs and alcohol to help me stay up?
It’s rare that an advice seeker at Ask QC starts a letter off with their height and weight, which leads us to think that you’re putting way too much emphasis on your physical body and performance. Sex and your body are important, but they’re not the only thing when it comes to fucking around. Maybe if you had a sex partner or a fuck buddy that you felt more comfortable with, you could just enjoy being naked and vulnerable around someone without focusing so much on staying hard and cumming. But that’s just our take. What do you say, QueerClickers? How can Mitch stay confident while also staying off the drugs? Please share your experience, opinions, and advice in the QComments section.
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