I couldn’t bring myself to cover the new release of bulemic researcherMalachi Marx. I also didn’t want to cover the consistently hotfuck scenes of Ricky Sinz because as long as I get a view of his hairy buttcheeks pumping some hot bitch I’ll always just give all his scenes a 5 out of 5 rating.
So instead I decided to focus on some hot gems that you might of missed this week and there’s even an extended Freaks of the Weeks section that you won’t want to miss. One word, my dearies: feces. Oh yes… chocolate delights! I promise, even if you’re not into scat (especially if you’re not into scat), you’ll wanna check out this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Hairy man Albert Victor has long been a favourite here at Butch Dixon. In fact, he’s sort of the poster boy for what a Butch Dixon man is – handsome and masculine; dark-haired with facial hair; an uncut cock; and a well-maintained and hairy body. And we love a masculine man who likes getting his ass fucked, and Albert has definitely gotten boned: Arrested and Strip Searched and Hairy Ass Fuck; and he’s jerked off too, in Mature Hairy Man.
Your amazing creativity and wicked senses of humor make it hard to pick just three winners, so we’ve decided to mix things up a bit this week by choosing a best caption and four runners-up! We hope you think they’re as hilarious as we did!
THE WINNER: thinkgeek – David Beckham forgot to renew his pact with the Devil… and now we all suffer.
RUNNERS-UP: LeoEMily – Wilson, they lied to us. Diet Jello Jigglers My ass.
ADAM – OHHH THE MCRIB IS ONLY HERE FOR A SHORT TIME !
Ro – Don’t worry delicious chocolate ball, I’ll save you!
richard – Wookies are so cute when they’re little.
Thanks as always to all our amazing QCommenters! The next contest starts tomorrow.
Ever since Bryan got the G:hOle back in service he wanted to do more than oral. It works great for straight guy first-timers as a way to introduce them to at the very least getting head. But since having a few pros working for the site, Bryan figured they could theme it out with full on raw sex. Maybe do a little piss play.
Vander had of course seen Eli on the site, but Eli never looks nor remembers the other models. So it was fun watching him explore Vander’s big cock at the urinal for the first time. He truly was surprised!
This video is definitely a winner if you like down and dirty raw sex!
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It’s been far too long since CircleJerkBoys has seen California native, Cameron Adams. Wanting to make it comfortable they invited along another California native, Dylan Roberts, to help out. Dylan is sitting back on his workout bench and playing with his rock hard cock through his jeans. Cameron comes in rushing him to get going when he realizes Dylan’s not going anywhere til he takes care of his morning wood. They strip as they tumble onto the couch. Dylan has Cameron’s rock hard cock down his throat in seconds as he works that dick.
Don’t you hate it when you’re enjoying a good hearty meal and some Debby Downer starts blabbing about how meat is murder, processed ingredients ruin the environment, and globalized vegetable farming causes child labor? It may be true, but let us finish our Hungry Man microwave dinner in peace, GAWWW!!! Well, we just got news that our favorite midnight snack causes throat cancer. Way to ruin the fun, science.
According to Dr. Joykill* of Wisconsin (*not his real name), there’s been a rise in certain types of head and neck cancers among young and middle-age Americans—cancers that he believes are caused by slamming a hot dick in the back of your throat. His fun-slaughtering study says that “having six or more oral sex partners over a lifetime [was] associated with a 3.4 times higher risk for oropharyngeal cancer—cancers of the base of the tongue, back of the throat or tonsils.” He says the reason there’s an increase of these cancers is because young people love suckin’ on dongs and because of a little thing called HPV.
HPV or human papillomavirus is a virus that used to be famous for causing cervical cancer in women, but now it’s raising its celebrity stock by giving cancer to EVERYBODY!!! Oh Death, you tricky bastid! Now every time we suck a wee wee we’re gonna imagine putting our lips on the barrel of a gun. Maybe we can just all start using dental dams to give oral sex, just like the lesbians do. Or what about that HPV vaccine—can we just start giving it to everyone with a penis?
C’mon guys! Start thinking creatively so we can beat this thing. COCKSUCKERS UNITE!!!