Kurt has one of the most amazing dicks on this planet! He’s tattooed, perfectly buff, and has a face and eyes that ould melt steel. This dude comes in at nine inches, and oh, what a girthy nine inches it is! He starts off beating his meat like any ordinary horny guy would, but without warning, he leans over, dick in hand, and starts sucking himself off. His tongue handily works its way around his huge, uncut mushroom tip, licking it over and over like a shark circling its prey.
Even though we worry about pulling off their jewelry with our buttholes, we love men with pierced cocks. What could be more majestic than a beautiful prick crowned with a Prince Albert? We’ll tell you what…. NOTHING. But what kind of men sitck earrings in their ding-a-lings anyway?
You might think of kinky punk rockers, leather studded S&M queens, or tattooed ex-hippy biker burnouts. But according to an online study from Texas Tech University, you’d be wrong. They tend to be straight, educated, committed, sober, middle class white guys:
Among those who responded, the average man was 31 years old, white, heterosexual, college educated and earned more than $36,000 per year.
Overall:
— 89% identified themselves as Caucasians;
— 41% were married and another 20% lived with a significant other;
— 56% reported a salary of more than $45,000 per year;
— 28% said they had a strong religious faith;
— 82% said they were heterosexual;
— 87% said they didn’t use drugs;
— 74% said they had at least some college, and 20% had a graduate or doctoral degree.
They say it’s always the ones you least suspect, but we like the idea of some straight-edge, happily married, atheist, physics doctorate walking around with a metal stud in his cock—especially if he’s using that pierced prick to school some freshman. School’s back in session, sucka!
But in case you’re considering ringing your own bell, here’s a tasty tidbit that you might wanna consider first (we hope you haven’t eaten):
About a quarter of men report that they have to urinate sitting down because urine sprays in all directions through the piercings. Other reported complications have included priapism (uncomfortably sustained erections), bleeding after sex, gangrene and loss of jewelry in female partners.
Dylan Roberts is one hot 21 year old! Killer smile, winning personality, loads of charm, and a high sex drive all combine to make Dylan one of the dudes you are gonna keep wanting to see more of!
Remember that horrid weekend when we posted a video of horny old dudes singing Katy Perry’s California Gurls? We’re gonna make it up to you by showing you an infinitely hotter version of the same song with the mega-hot men of Dirty Tony dancing, stripping, and playing with their balls in the pool. They’ve gotten us wet and we’re nowhere near a pool.
Micah recently got out of the Air Force and decided to give porn a try until he gets re-settled.
He is quiet and soft spoken, very calm, and though he didn’t like being bossed around being in the Service, he seems very compliant. Perhaps being in the Service is still part of his mindset?
From his tatts you can tell he is Texas boy. You may ask about the scar on his shoulder, which is actually a brand. Teenage Texas ranch boys are known to get all drunk together and brand each other. Sounds kind of erotic in a Sadomasochistic way, but the out come looks pretty bad. Ouch!
Samuel is a hot 20-year-old athlete who definitely has great ball-handling skills! He plays lots of co-ed sports like vollyeball. He played baseball all through his high school career, and was a point guard for three years on the basketball team. But it sounds like his favorite co-ed sport is sex!
He was a little nervous during the interview, but the idea that people would be watching him jerk off was “kind of a self-confidence booster.” He was 15 when he had sex for the first time and says, oddly enough, it was an “accident!” Now we have to know the story!
Remember how Tommy Defendi started off as a clean shaven twink and then ended up a hunky bearded stud? We’re not sure what’s in the porn star water, but whatever it is Rusty Stevens has been drinking it too. We recently ran across some photos from his recent scene from Dominic Ford and decided to contrast them with some old pics from Next Door Male. Just slap some muscles, a furry chest, and a beard on a porn star and then you get an instant hunk. POW!!! Via