You may have heard of the bedbug takeover of Manhattan. It’s true—pretty soon they’ll learn how to open doors, drive cars, and shoot guns… which means we’re all fucked. So you might as well start learning about your insect overlords now.
That’s where Isabella Rossellini comes in. Her Green Porno series made her a bit of an expert on how common bugs and ocean creatures do the nasty. Now she’s gonna show you how to get it on bedbug style. All you need is a penis-knife, a bedded victim, and about 200 eggs… easy, right? Hope you like “traumatic insemination.”
It may sound icky, but it could be worse. You could be a water skimming bug and have your sexual partners threaten to kill you if you don’t spread your legs. Then again, maybe some of you boys are already in similar relationships. Time to call the Orkin man!
Cut, cute, and colorful Vance Crawford gets a little Southern lovin’ from Alex James. Our Georgia boy loves shoving every inch of his veiny, 9″ cock deep inside Vance’s tight hole. Vance admires Alex’s ripped abs as they flex rhythmically, working his ass hard and fast. After the hot and heavy fuck, both guys stroke their cocks until they explode all over Vance, leaving him a sticky, sweaty mess.
Remember that cocktease you took on a date to the movies? Coca-Cola does, and it’s here to help you relive the entire awkward experience! Near the climax of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, that suave looking son of a bitch reached over and grabbed our pudgy hand. We hadn’t been to the gym in months and felt particularly frumpy that day. How could such a fine looking mother-scratcher ever take a shine onto us?
But he did! And he drew his hand closer to his crotch, only to use our hairy Beefaroni-scented mitt as a bottle opener so he wouldn’t tear his sliky Vaseline-softened hands on the serrated blade they call a Coca-Cola bottle cap. Without even looking at us, he dropped our paw like a dirty cum rag and started sucking on that longneck while we looked on enviously, knowing he’d never put his lips on us that way.
After the consolatory pat on our back goodbye, we went home, deleted his number from our phone, and masturbated in tears while listening to All By Myself. But we still occasionally jerk off to his unlocked pics from his personal profile. Thanks for the memories, Coke.
The night before this shoot Bryan told Ransom to save a load for his Serviced scene with Rory. From the vibe he got from Rory, he was going to be more than happy to have a dick to suck while being Serviced.
Bryan loves it when these videos naturally turn into a suckfest. Ransom does an awesome job handling Rory’s big uncut cock, and then makes his own dick accessible.
Three minutes in, and Rory was sucking dick like a pro. Rory says he is on the Bi side, but from talking to him, Bryan thinks he is getting more and more interested in dudes. It’s kind of hot when these Mid 20’s guys have been playing “undercover straight” and just tend to have the masculine traits as second nature.
Collin writes:
“Sometimes I have models that only want to do scenes with me. Rene is one of them. When I saw pictures of Rene online I really thought he was hot, but then when he stopped by my hotel room, I really was excited to have him on my site (and play with him!) Rene is one of my models I wanted to start out in the shower as the water flowed over his thin, tight muscular body. As I watched him shower I really got horny, then he got hard because I was watching him play with himself until finally I had to break in and start playing with him.”
