Wait a second… who let Chace Crawford out of Texas prison? We thought he was rotting away in jail for carrying the wacky tobbacky. Oh well, he apparently got out early on good behavior (or good looks) and is now back on the streets walking around and looking impossibly glamorous.
As you may know, Crawford’s hair is crafted out of a space-age fiber optic that short circuits if it ever gets wet. Which is why Crawford’s creators have hired him his very own spiffy manservant called “Schmitty.” Whenever it rains, they kick Schmitty awake in the broom closet where he sleeps and tell him to pull out the most fabulous rainbow umbrella that Chace owns so he can follow Chace around and keep him from getting even one single solitary raindrop on his otherwise perfect hair.
Meanwhile, Schmiity gets soaked and catches his weekly bout of pneumonia before being given a bowl of moldy gruel, a cold glass of dishwater to drink, and being made to dance around in a monkey mask to a hip-hop remix of Little Shirley Beans. It’s quite a degrading life, but humble Schmitty finds it worthwhile as long as he can walk next to “The Hair.”
Now where’s that sextape, Chace you big-dicked bastid, you? And when are you gonna get it on with Schmitty? We can’t wait forever, y’know?
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Larger than life, at 6’5″ and packing a thick 8″ cock, Cole Streets meets up with the also fabulous Drake Jaden. Drake is the first one out of his shorts and as he drops trou’—his cock is jutting out of his briefs. Cole can’t resist and gets all of that thick cock in his mouth. Not much later, Drake lowers that hot ass right onto Drake’s rock hard cock and Cole begs as he gets railed. Drake holds Cole by the waist as he repeatedly impales that hole. His balls pull tight as he pulls out and sprays Cole’s smooth back with his hot load. Cole then stands and as Drake kneels before him shoots his huge load all over Drake’s hairy pecs.
Hairy Daddies Tim Kelly and Nick Moretti hook up for a hot and hard fuck. Both men paw and slap at each other’s furry chests while they swallow each other’s long cocks. The face fucking is intense and the testosterone is flying. The guys find their way to the bedroom where Tim plugs Nick’s hot hole with his fuckstick. Nick takes his pounding like a man and Tim gives it to him like a man possessed. The intensity hits the point of no return and both the hunks drench Nick’s thick fur with their hot loads. They hit the showers to get cleaned up, but we’re sure they’ll be dirty again in no time!
You already knew thatQueerClick has your back when it comes to online security, but now a study from the Czech Republic anti-virus software developer Avast claims that porn sites might actually be safer in terms of viruses, hacking, and identity theft than non-porn websites.
Avast CTP Ondrej Vlcek said that the statistics are clear—for every infected adult domain they identify, there are 99 others with non-adult content that are also infected.
In the study, the worst infections were found on more popular sites with higher traffic, and the report states that there was a higher infection rate in websites with the word “London” in the title than “sex”. One of the most infected sites, Avast discovered, was Vodafone’s smartphone section…
Because the porn industry is a pioneer in digital technology, the security measures taken are top notch. Increased security and smarter browser controls have forced hackers to look at other sites that might be slightly more vulnerable, sites where people do not expect viruses.
Who knew? It’s kinda like deciding whether to go home with the shy nerdy guy or the slutty go-go boy. The go-go boy might be slutty, but maybe he takes more safe sex precautions than the syphilitic nerd. Now, we’re not suggesting that you all go out and visit FuckDongs-CreditTheft.com, but you can safely visit all of the porn sites on our blogroll no problem!
Girth Brooks unleashes his beer can thick, jaw breakingly fat and throat ramming monster of a cock. This stud definitely has the equipment to make even the seasoned size queen take stock. Originally from Massachusetts, Girth more than lives up to his name. Even with both fists wrapped around his monster cock there’s room for more.
Mason Wyler is a fun guy to be around. With his witty humor and intelligence, there always seems to be something on his mind worth talking about.
Take, for example, this last shoot he did. To start things off, he comes rushing into the room like his favorite sitcom character (you’ll have to see for yourself). After giving you the run down and how you’ll most likely just fast forward to the end of his video to catch the cumshot, the blonde haired stud gives you a strip show before stroking his massive uncut cock to a creamy conclusion, dumping his man milk all over the bed.
Jocks Trainer is one of the hottest stories ever on CFNM.net. The college’s top athletes are called together for a special training session from a new strict fitness instructor who has some radical methods for getting these guys fit. All training is conducted in the nude under her strict supervision and then the athletes are ordered to unload their balls in front of the entire cheerleading squad. Fit young college guys’ cocks are on display while the women remain fully clothed and in control. See the explosive line of sporty guys jerking off together at cfnm.net!
Seventy-five percent of you have never been farted on while rimming! I guess that’s good, unless you’re a fart fetishist—in which case, Michael Lucas has something for you. But…
… let’s leave the ass for a second and get even lower on the human body. That’s right: feet! Chinpoko loves feet, in case you didn’t know. There’s nothing better when you’re turning a guy on than sucking on his toes for some old-fashioned shrimpin’. If you’ve never done it, do it! The feet has lots of nerve endings and it feels really really good, especially when you’re relaxed and horny—PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
But that can be hard to do when a guy keeps his socks on. In fact, I heard a pop psychologist once say that the hooker happy ex New York governor Eliot Spitzer used to keep on his socks while fucking because he subconsciously wanted to slip on his loafers and leave quickly. That’s either the most brilliant piece of sexual psychoanalysis I’ve ever heard of the dumbest! Either way, what do you guys think? Do you mind when a guy leaves his socks on during sex or is it a turn off?
“You got a big penis boy!” Christian Alexander gasps when he see’s Harry Louis’s ample package! 23 year old Brazilian beauty Harry has his first appraisal with boss man Christian who cannot help but notice Harry’s bulging trouser suit. When asked Harry explains he has no underwear on and so Christian, being a good boss is more then happy to help and offers him some underwear but this only causes Harry’s enormous cock to expand. Christian offers a helping hand and begins to wank off Harry before taking all of Harry’s meat in his mouth licking and sucking with great excitement. Harry admits that this is not going to make him cum and so his obliging boss offers his even more obliging hole.
World Cup may be over, but one player still wants to do some balling. He’s got his kit on to get his rocks off. Whether you want to play offensively or defensively, Soccker knows the moves to break down your game. He wants to score a hot goal that’ll make you sweat. Wanna play? Then get ready for an exciting game with absolutely no fouls or penalties where everyone wins.
Get sweaty with your teammate after the jump!
Antonio is a very hot straight Brazilian guy who has an appealing sexual naivety despite his considerable amount of experience. He claims to be very open-minded. However, when it comes down to brass tacks it turns out he’s not comfortable with many sexual situations, but he’s man enough to give almost anything a go. While still smiling shyly about the thought of being fucked with a dildo the casting director takes the opportunity to examine his long foreskin and the detail of his sexy asshole. He was excited to be the first to film Antonio jerking off on camera because we think he’s going to have a long career in porn which will open him up to all kinds of mind-blowing new sexual experiences. Download and save Antonio’s full video at First Auditions!
