Apparently there is the idea floating around out there that if a guy sucks your dick, you are still straight. The same seems to apply to fucking. If you are the one fucking the guy, then your still straight. Whatever… If thats what DickDorm needs a straight guy to think in order for him to get with a dude, FINE. Whatever you say buddy. YOU ARE STRAIGHT. So… these drunken guys get back from the bar where apparently they did not hooked up with anybody. Spring break is coming up shortly and everyone is broke.
We already know that R&B singer Chris Brownis packing heat, but his live show puts his heat to good use. In this video clip of the shirtless crooner singing Take You Down, he gets all up on a reclining cutie and shows her his froggy style. And once he stands up (around the 0:55 mark) he really stands up!
It kinda reminds us of the time John Legend popped a boner while serenading a female onstage too (even John Legend’s dog knows his owner is well hung).
The sound on the video’s miserable, so we dug up the lyrics to Take You Down:
Let me take you down
I really wanna take you down
And show you what I’m about
Can I take you now?
Your body body oh
Your body body up and down
So don’t stop girl get it
Quit playing wit it
Can’t wait no more
I wanna take you down
I really wanna take you down
Take you down, yeah
We think it’s a song about road trips. And as such, if you’re reading this Chris (why wouldn’t he be reading us, after all he doesn’t like women very much) if you promise not to hit us too much, we’ll gladly take you down and show you our froggy style. You’ve never had it so good, you hot bitch.
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Via Sticky.
Pete’s back! He’s still hitting the gym hard, beefing up and his hard work shows.
Pete said it had been about five or six months since he had been fucked, and he was really looking forward to it. He had heard all about Landon’s huge penis and was anxious to see it for himself.
As the guys got to know each other, they joked around about the nicknames we’d given to Landon’s cock. Kick stand. Baby leg. Genghis Kahn.
The chemistry was pretty instant — you could tell as soon as they started making out.
Girth Brooks is catching some Z’s when Alessio Romero pounces on him and tickles his feet relentlessly! Girth squirms, screams and fights in vein to escape Alessio grip. They wrestle around the bed until Alessio gains the upper hand and winds up on top of Girth. To the victor goes the spoils and so Alessio claims his prize and takes Girth’s massive cock in his mouth. With Girth hard, Alessio lays back and throws his legs in the air, his hairy asshole anxious to receive Girth’s thick dick. Girth eases his monster in and his furry abs begin to flex with every thrust. After getting it on his back and doggie, Alessio jumps on top so he can take every last inch of Girth’s tool. With his asshole thoroughly stretched out, Alessio lays back and opens wide as Girth hovers above him, stroking his cock. Just the thought of Girth’s warm cum sends Alessio into orgasm, painting his happy trail white. That sends Girth over the edge and Alessio gets the mouthful he was hoping for.
You QComment. We QCollect. And this week we got a good mix of lovers and haters with hot threesomes, plastic-looking models, QCriminals, and even a porn star sex change! What’s that you say? You missed out on the action? Well now’s the perfect time to catch up—so let’s get to it! So let’s start with the spice before the sugar, eh? Michael Lucas may make plenty of scorching hot porn, but he has about a bazillion critics and sometimes they get downright personal. Take ptMartini for example. He may have appreciated Lucas’ new flick Missing, but you’d never know it the way he goes on about the director:
Jesus! Got collagen?!? I’ve heard of Lucas’ fascination with lipo, but now it looks like he’s fucking with his face, he jacked up his cheekbones and he looks waxy as ALL Hell! Why, Michael, why? He could have aged so gracefully with the right moisturizer looking hot as shit but he’s gonna end up being faux pretty and shiny shiny SHINY!
Well, it’s not a total slam seeing as ptMartini says Lucas could have aged gracefully and looked hot as shit. But even still, we love you Michael. Plus, aging gracefully is over-rated, we’d rather age disgracefully. And talking about disgraceful aging, soturnedoff
doesn’t like how Randy Blue’s Benjamin has aged:
I just cant get over how bad Benjamin looks now. The piercing, the saggy pecs unless he flexs, and the loss of his abs! And like everyone points out, the WAY OVERTANNED skin makes him look “has been”. Does anyone remember how hot he used to be when he was dating that model Ethan and they posed for underwear? What the hell happened???
Sure Benjamin used to be a bit more ripped, but that doesn’t make him chopped liver now. So he hasn’t spent as long at the gym, we still like watching him fuck. He might even get with Randy Blue’s new model Trevor Cash. Cash recently won a QC Pole Position for his solo JO and we’re looking forward to seeing him mix it up with other hot boys for a long time. But King Henry VIII isn’t as optimistic. In fact, he thinks Cash may end up like another infamous Randy Blue star:
We don’t need another Malachi Marx type for everyone to drool over and then come to find out months l8ter he’s doing research *rolls eyes*. Nothing against the straights guys love like a cold sorej/k, but were there not a couple of *straight* porn studios you could have stopped off at instead of coming to RB to do a mediocre at best job not saying that he did cause obv. he got it up?. I’m just saying not trying to pay to see another Malachi Marx someone who looks like they only half want to be there and really want to be somewhere else so sad. Yeah that GAY 3 way better be DAMN HOT!!!!! I’m sure all of us remember that The Chip,Donny,Roman fiasco okay guys now *motion to the sofa* so lame and not HOT :(. If he does a three way it better be with Andrew formerly Ty of CF, Nicco/Diego and my BABY Trevor Cash
Man, Malachi Marx sure did a number on you, didn’t he King Henry VIII? He left poor Henry dicktimized. Call it a woman’s intuition, but we don’t get the sense that Cash is as “straight” as Marx. He looks like a skinny hipster we fucked in Brooklyn some years back and that guy was a cock-hungry buttslut. So with any luck Cash will stick around for years of fucks and bucks.
Threesomes, Brazilian boys, and QCrimes after the jump!
We have something to admit: we’re not awesome tops. Oh, we can fuck a tight boyhole arlight, but sometimes we go soft and we don’t always cum. So we bought a Fleshjack and a Tenga cup to practice our deep-dicking action. But we usually just end up jerking off with them instead of fucking them the way we would a real piece of ass. But that’s where the Mount N Ride comes in!
Just stick your Fleshjack or Tenga cup into the leather-like mount, use any water-based lube, and fuck the shit out of it. Its comfortable contour shape simulates a hungry bottom lying down and makes it easy to fuck from any direction Plus, it’s easy to wipe down with just soap and water.
It’s the next best thing to actual topping. Plus, if you wanna see a breathtaking demo, check out the free videos for both the Mount N Ride and Tenga Flip Hole Cup! They both feature lean muscular guys who are hot as fuck, have nice firm asses, and big dicks that shoot big loads. Watching them will make you wanna get in some good practice—so grab your favorite fuck toys and get ready for a long hard Mount N Ride! Your next bottom will moan with pleasure at what a great fuck you are.
