You ever find a cute boy online and fall instantly in love? That’s the way we felt with Jesus Luz. Those smoldering olive-colored eyes, those curly raven locks, that body made of Brazilian carmel! Whew! We developed an instant crush with the hopes that we’d one day see his cock. And after months of anticipation, we finally got our prayers answered thanks to this outtake from his W magazine photo shoot. And, um… well…
Let’s put it this way: you ever find a cute boy online and instantly fall in love, until you see his cock? Now don’t misunderstand us… we’re not hating on Jesus’ love hammer. We don’t mind if a guy shaves himself baby smooth. We don’t mind that his cock’s digitized or the fact that it looks smallish. We love cocks of all sizes and he just got out of a cold pool (give the guy a break). Plus, his grandm…uh, girlfriend, Madonna, looks like a depressed pilgrim, so that’s gotta be give a guy some serious renob.
We’re just saying that months after imagining his fat, pendulous, uncut, veiny dick with a wild-bush and slobbery lines of precum, our first encounter with his cock has left us a little… wanting. That’s not a bad thing. Sometimes an unsatisfying first taste just makes your audience all the hungrier for satisfaction and let us tell you, Jesus, we’re still hungry!
In the meanwhile, we’ll have to nibble on these fishes and loaves to tide us over—thank goodness there always seems to be of them more left. If you;re hungry for more check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
Via Allie is Wired.
German tennis player, Tommy Haas, made quite a racket in the Australian Open yesterday. Not by his playing, but by the gear he carried onto the court. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in wearing briefs like Rafa Nadal, which is fine by us. In fact, we’ll be Tommy’s towel or water boy if he likes. Oooo! Or better yet, his ball boy. Doubles, anyone? We’ll serve…
For more athlete bulges check out The Bulge Report.
Therevolving door between reality TV and gay porn keeps turning as Big Brother 10’s gay cowboy, Steven Daigle has decided to go XXX for Chi Chi LaRue and Channel 1 Releasing. TMZ released a photo of him in the shower with Jeremy Bilding, presumably from Daigle’s upcoming flick (which is also rumored to be “mostly in the can”—we’re assuming they mean “mostly finished” rather than “full of toilet trampery”).
Daigle told TMZ, “I didn’t expect my life to take this path, but when I was presented with the opportunity, I dove in head first—literally.” Mmm-hmm. Back when he first popped his head into GuysWithiPhones, we said that we’d like to see his full cock on display rather than just a teasing shot. We’re pretty pleased that he took our advice to heart. Towleroad via Sticky.
Bradley—your favourite super-shooter is back! And what a super horny return it is with the very gorgeous Ian. When Bradley sees someone he likes he goes in to overdrive. That said, Ian took no persuading to have some fun with Bradley and before we knew it they both had each other’s cocks buried to the hilt in each other’s hot mouths. Bradley sure can swallow a cock especially when it’s as magnificent as Ian’s. And Ian certainly gave him a run for his money, gulping down the length of Bradley’s fantastic dick with just as much gusto!
Billy Davidson is one handsome son of a bitch. He approached Kyle one night while he was out at a club in West Hollywood and asked if he could “audition” to be on the site. He starts off rubbing his cock through his boxers. When his dick is hard and ready to go he ditches the boxers and starts jerking off his cock as he runs his hands over his smooth chest. Then he bends over to give us a view of that hot smooth ass of his while he rubs his tight hole. When he’s ready to unload he lays down on his back and shoots his wad all over his stomach.
After a hot sauna it’s good to cool off in the shower, but when Robin and Matt spot each other things start getting all hot again. The plunge pool doesn’t cool them much either and only a hard fuck will release the pressure building like steam in their hot bodies. Robin can’t wait to wriggle his hole over Matt’s thick uncut dick, and push back until it’s all the way inside him. With Robin’s tight, muscular arse gripping his pole, its not long before Matt is bursting to spray his seed. The fluids are flowing and the guys are lapping them up in a steamy session at London’s most famous sauna…
Mick is returning from playing tennis with his friends. He can’t wait to get home and shower off all the sweat in some nice cold water.
Once inside his house, Mick kicks back and relaxes for a bit while he takes his shoes off. After enjoying the nice view from his window, he heads upstairs to get naked and to check his beefy muscles out in the mirror. The cold shower beats down on his body while he soaps up all the nooks and crannies on his ripped body. He loves to show off his manliness in the shower while rubbing his balls and stroking his fat cock.
After the shower, he decides to grab an adult magazine for some solo stroking pleasure. He lays out on the soft bed to show off his bubbly ass and tasty balls. Some sheet fucking gets his thick shaft hard as a rock and his nut busting is creamier than ever.
It’s been raining weathermen lately here at QC. First, we had hunky BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker posing half-naked on the cover of a gay mag. And now we have Pete Bouchard. No, he’s not nearly as sexy as Schafernaked, but he’s got something else going for him. Namely, he’s predicting a heavy 9 inches tonight and it may be more than you can handle. You better get your blankets ready because it’s gonna be a long night!
Also, we’d like to mention that this video has been removed from almost every other site that originally featured it. Which means that QC’s the only place you can get Bouchard’s 9 inches. Lucky you.
Ben’s mate Mitch Milano would have to be one of the horniest boys in Sydney! Mitch loves playing with cute muscular guys. He gets off on rimming and fucking. When Ben recently caught up with Mitch at his apartment he was showing off his beautiful fat cock. He jumped out on his balcony in the middle of Sydney to show it off to everyone on the street as well!
If you’re like every member on Team Orange, you’ve dreamed of touching David Beckham’s package; especially after seeing his bulge in those Armani underwear adverts. It seems we’re not alone in that wish.
Elena Di Cioccio, a blonde female reporter for Italy’s best known satirical television show, The Hyenas, recently sexually assaulted the stud on camera to see if his real-life bulge matches up with the package in the adverts. The Telegraph has more:
The stunt was a “test” to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants.
He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene.
As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman.
Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”
The Hyenas is broadcast on Italia1, a channel owned by Mediaset, Silvio Berlusconi’s media empire. The Italian prime minister also owns AC Milan.
Though the video’s obviously going for humor, it’s actually a creepy to watch because sexy Becks seems genuinely freaked out—and who wouldn’t be? We’ve always wanted to touch Becks all right, but not as a premeditated publicity stunt. We’d rather get him drunk first and then start massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. Y’know, like Victoria Beckham does.
And why bother with the yellow gloves? We’re sure that Becks keeps his wiener nice and clean in case Lady Beckham should ever crave it. We’d wanna squeeze his knob with our own hand, and not deny ourselves the hands-on pleasure with rubber gloves. Someone needs to teach this crazy paparazzi lady how to handle a real man with style, grace, and a little lube.
Via Sticky.
