BBC Weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker Goes Semi-Nakers For Gay UK Mag

Maybe you like the BBC weather forecast for y’know, the weather. Lame. We bet you also go to grocery stores “just to buy food” and art galleries “for the art.” Not us. We watch BBC weather for one reason and it rhymes with Tomasz Schafernaker. Yes, the handsome weatherhunk always brings the sunshine, even when its pouring acid rain. He’s recently brought even sunnier weather into our lives by appearing in UK gay mag Attitude magazine’s men’s fitness supplement, Active.
We already found him attractive, but he’s even sexier without any clothes on. And though we’re not sure what his stunning secret is, but we hope it’s that he wants to sleep with us. Our forecast calls for partly studly with an 80% chance of boners.

Tomasz always delivers a weather forecast to remember, especially with his tight shirt, bulging arms, and that healthy khaki-covered butt. No matter his forecast, we’re predicting things are gonna get very very wet! We’ve had a dry spell and we’d be happy to have Tomasz’s large hot front swirling over our southern region with moist humid air coming in from below. We’re prepared for an all-night storm with high temperatures and flashes of lightning, but after we seeing his hurricane’s eye, we know it’ll be nothing but sunshine ahead…in our pants.