Jesse McCartney Nude Pics? Want!

Goody gumdrops. Word on the street is that 22-year-old singer and ex-Disney channel star, Jesse McCartney, has some nakey pictures floating around the interwebs. And from the sound of it, they’re pretty tasty (especially if you like hard candy):

A picture of Jesse McCartney lying naked on a bed wearing just a “G-string” made of candy has surfaced. Seemingly, the 22-year-old singer’s ex-girlfriend had clicked the picture. “An ex of his took it and has been sending it around,” the New York Post quoted a source as saying.

Also, McCartney’s lawyer added: “Mr. McCartney did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and did not consent to the taking of such a photo. In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software.”

His lawyer’s quite a stand-up fellow. “We’re not saying that the alleged photo is actually of Jesse, but even if it is, it’s probably a Photoshop fake!” We assume that if Jesse looks “small” in the photos, they’ll blame Photoshop and if he looks “big”… well… they’ll say, “Yeah, OK it’s really Jesse. Ladies???”
Needless to say, WE WANT THESE PHOTOS. Any reader who provides them will get the QC Royal Treatment—porn site memberships and blowjobs galore*. In the meanwhile, if you wanna see some nakey celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
*Actual compensation totally speculative.
Via Sticky.