Jesus Luz’s Penis Isn’t As Divine As We’d Hoped

You ever find a cute boy online and fall instantly in love? That’s the way we felt with Jesus Luz. Those smoldering olive-colored eyes, those curly raven locks, that body made of Brazilian carmel! Whew! We developed an instant crush with the hopes that we’d one day see his cock. And after months of anticipation, we finally got our prayers answered thanks to this outtake from his W magazine photo shoot. And, um… well…
Let’s put it this way: you ever find a cute boy online and instantly fall in love, until you see his cock? Now don’t misunderstand us… we’re not hating on Jesus’ love hammer. We don’t mind if a guy shaves himself baby smooth. We don’t mind that his cock’s digitized or the fact that it looks smallish. We love cocks of all sizes and he just got out of a cold pool (give the guy a break). Plus, his grandm…uh, girlfriend, Madonna, looks like a depressed pilgrim, so that’s gotta be give a guy some serious renob.
We’re just saying that months after imagining his fat, pendulous, uncut, veiny dick with a wild-bush and slobbery lines of precum, our first encounter with his cock has left us a little… wanting. That’s not a bad thing. Sometimes an unsatisfying first taste just makes your audience all the hungrier for satisfaction and let us tell you, Jesus, we’re still hungry!
In the meanwhile, we’ll have to nibble on these fishes and loaves to tide us over—thank goodness there always seems to be of them more left. If you;re hungry for more check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
Via Allie is Wired.