Madonna and Jesus Magnified!

Yesterday we presented the penis of Jesus (no, not this penis of Jesus). And though we found it a bit underwhelming, his shorn genitals certainly had its share of fans.
So because so many of you liked seeing his wiener in the small pic we had, we’ve found some enlarged, higher resolution pics of his prick (courtesy of Tabloid Prodigy). Here it is, magnified Jesus Pee Pee. And because she is Queen of the Gays, we have a magnified picture of Madonna as well. AND because we’re such nice guys*, we’ve even suggested a few products they can use before their next photo shoot… you know, just to improve their appearance.
*re: jerks.