Disgraced Politician John Edwards Has A Sex Tape And A Cock To Rival Chad Hunt

Oh John Edwards, will the parade of tears that is your life ever cease? First with the $400 haircuts, then you lose the “OJ Simpson trial of US Presidential elections” to Yeehaw McStar Wars. Then you lie about cheating on your cancer-ridden wife and deny parenting a love child only to turn around and admit it two years later! Sigh…
Well, at least John Edwards has one thing going for him (if not morality), and that’s a big fuckin’ cock. Gawker has more:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

“Whoa” indeed. We’re hoping this little baby hits at the same time that Tiger Woods’ sex pics hit. We’re wondering if Edwards could give Chad Hunt or Ben Andrews a run for their money. We mean, his political career’s already toast; and with his sex tape looming ahead and a cock the size of North Carolina, there’s no reason for him not to at least try a stint at gay porn.
Via Sticky.