This week’s update at You Love Jack features the return of the big-dicked Jackson Price. In an instant, he strips down and unleashes his eight-inch monster before jamming two throbbing fingers in his butt. And before long, he’s spewing a huge sticky load of jizz all over his t-shirt. And like any good You Love Jack model, he eagerly licks up every drop of cum off his shirt.
After watching over last season’s episodes of True Blood, we’re definitely in love with Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård). Unfortunately, since the second season finished at the end of summer we’ll have no one to suck us dry until next year.
Thanks to FleshJack, we won´t need to wait until next spring to have ultra-hot vampires sucking our life force. Just in time for Halloween they’ve released a new product, the Count Cockula, a vampire-mouthed FleshJack with stimulating fang texture inside.
A couple of days after Count Cockula’s release, we got our own in the mail. It came in very discreet packaging, however, the UPS guy looked at with lustful eyes (maybe he was also desperate to feel Eric’s fangs rubbing his dick). We ran to our room, unpacked Count Cocukla, and there they were, inside of a can soda case: 2 big and sexy fangs ready to devour our cocks. Fleshjack was even kind enough to send two free samples of water based lube, so we could start to jacking off right away.
First we turned of all the lights—vampires love the twilight and we didn’t light any candle because we are queers, not girls. Next, we turned on the DVD and went for it. At first we felt a little afraid that the fangs texture might hurt our dick, but actually, it was the most exquisite sensation we’d ever felt. If your cock’s very sensitive we suggest you remove the bottom lid to decreased the suction. But if you like hardcore sucking, just leave it on and you’ll experience an incredibly intense orgasm.
The guys from Fleshjack probably didn’t base Count Cockula’s design on Alexander Skarsgård or Robert Pattinson. But as nastily addicted to masturbation as we are, we’ll fantasize about whatever vampires we like sucking our dicks. Count Cockula is almost like sex, except you don’t have to sleep in Dracula’s coffin or call him the next day.
You still have time to order Count Cockula and make your Halloween night even hotter!
Kelly Taylor and DJ decided to buy some livestock together to see if they could manage a small farm. When DJ arrives home from milking the cows, he’s surprised to find his partner Kelly lounging around with a raging hard-on! After working all day, DJ could sure use some fun.
Continue with “NextDoorStudios: DJ and Kelly Taylor Fuck”
Sexy, thick-dicked Marek was more than eager to please when he arrived at the UK Naked Men studio. He turned himself on, as he peeled off his clothes, showing us his peachy little are cheeks, fat prick and foreskin. He ran his hands over his, smooth tanned, toned body, all the time stroking his hard cock until he was squirting a thick, hot load on the floor.
EricDeman has been busy in the bushes. There’s a particular spot where truckers and drivers like to stop to have a long piss out in the open. These voyeuristic videos capture the manly fellas whipping out their cocks and having a slash. Download and save these videos plus over 29,000 others at EricDeman.com!
Pole Position featured quite a competitive line-up of handsome men! In the end, Frat Men’s Payne came out ahead over You Love Jack’s Tommy Defendi 29% to 21%. This week’s racers have has got some pretty big dicks but which cocks will come ahead of the others? Let’s meet this week’s competitors:
1) College Dudes 24/7: Hunter Degan
2) Frat Men: Bryson
3) Corbin Fisher: Sam
4) Randy Blue: Nicholas White
5) Chaos Men: Drale
6) Sean Cody: Russell
7) Randy Blue: Eric Pryor
8) Sean Cody: Thomas
9) All American Heroes: Tex
10) Buk Buddies: Bruno
Ruggerbugger has always been mesmerized by horny surfers riding their waves in sexy boardshorts. How much better would it be to spy on these hot surfers if they were buck naked? Here is a New Zealand surfer caught buck naked. See more of him and many other surfers exposed at Ruggerbugger!
The Hawaii trip was winding down. What started out as a vacation ended up being one hot fuck session after another! The hot weather and humidity put you in that mood—especially if you’re young, hot, and horny!
Pete seemed to fit that category pretty well. That boy had a serious case of sex on the brain. It was literally all he wanted to talk about!
He had been double penetrated once and he wanted to try it again!
Continue with “Sean Cody: Hawaii – Matt, Doug and Pete”
It has been a while since we have visited with Jeff over at Str8Cam so we decided to pop in this weekend and see what one of our favorite cammers has been up to…and what do we find? Our favorite stud has a new toy (a TearDrop Cock Ring available for purchase here) and he’s jerking off and spewing all over the place hands free! This is SO damn hot!
Mason Wyler gets lots of fan mail, mostly from guys trying to win his “Who wants to fuck me” contest. But every now and then, a fan will reach out to Mason with more than just his dick and try to make an impact on more than just Mason’s ass.
One fan in particular watches Mason’s work, but wants him to repent for having made it. Is this a Christian case of “love the porn, hate the porn actor”? Let’s see…
The fan’s letter to Mason’s agent begins:
Please tell Mason Wyler to get in touch with me!
A pretty standard opening for a fan letter, though if he wants to (ahem) “get in touch with” Mason, he’d better take a number and have several hundred IN CASH. You can’t swipe a credit card through Mason’s buttcheeks, no siree. The fan continues…
I want to introduce Jesus Christ to Him; I have prayed for him, and I know Jesus will save him from hell. I don\’t want him to go there.
He probably doesn’t want Mason to go to Hell so he can spend an eternity in Heaven singing hymns and drinking Jesus juice next to the big-dicked bottom. We have it on good authority that the gay sex in Hell is much hotter (7th circle, 3rd level here we cum!). And besides, angels don’t have genitals. Everybody knows that they’re smooth as Smurfs.
But anyway, the fan continues…
Please tell him he needs to read the Bible and start a relationship with Jesus as soon as possible!
Jesus has better things for him.
So Jesus wants a relationship with Mason, huh? Well that’s great because Mason just broke up with his boyfriend! We hope Jesus is a top.
Wait… of course he is. After all, he was [[extends arms out to each side]] hung like this! But before Mason could accept, the fan had one last shout out from Big Baby J:
In the name of jesus Christ I declare he will repent and he will follow Him!
Thank you!
That’s great and all. But haven’t you heard the Good News, brother? Mason’s already living a very holey lifestyle. Many a time he’s knelt down and communed with his fellow man to receive the spirit. In fact, he’s literally bent over backwards for it. We’re sure he has so much spirit pumped deep inside of him that it’s flowing through his heart and out his ears—you can even see it in his pearly white smile.
Mason’s capacity for love and service is very deep and he’s been spreading it further and wider than any other evangelist we’ve ever seen (well, except for maybe Ted Haggard and Jim Baker).
Mason Wyler may be a Godless slut, but he’s our Godless slut. So you can pray all you want, just don’t prey on him. Whatever and ever… Amen.
PS. We’re going to Hell for posting that picture of Baby J. And if it it made you smile, you’re going to Hell too.
Everyone’s favorite furry pocket rocket, Steve Cruz, teams up with tall, muscle dude Max Schulter in this kinky video. Not only do these hot spunks spit beer all over each other, but Max decides to break Steve’s hairy ass in with the bottle. He gets so into having that thing up his hole that he’s virtually unrestrainable when Max finally sticks his cock up there
Giving the camera a cheeky, yet very enticing, smile, South American spunk Mario removes his clothes to reveal a tight little smooth body and then his incredible uncut beauty below. He shows he’s not just a pretty face by working that monster like a true professional and pumping out some very impressive creamy white cum.
When the cameras roll in Randy Blue’s new gym, the guys are overcome by their exhibitionist streak and they do all the things they’d love to do in a real gym but probably wouldn’t be allowed. At least not during working hours. Malachi Marx always looks so hot working out… well, okay, the guy looks hot grocery shopping! He looks even hotter lifting weights, letting out this breathy grunts as he works his body.
His adorable face flush with hunger as he does everything he can to get his body into the best shape possible. Eddie Renzo is one of Randy’s newer guys and what a find he was! His muscles are amazing, accentuated by some really wild tattoos. Naturally smooth save for a hot little treasure trail leading to a not so little hunk of meat.
Continue with “Randy Blue: Eddie and Malachi”
Grant does a great job keeping Parker writhing around in ecstasy. Parker pays little attention to the straight porn playing for him. Well, for the cumshot he had to sneak some peeks!
Bryan noticed Parker was a little floppy during some of the oral, but once they got his ass in the air and getting rimmed, his dick got harder and harder, and when they flipped him back over, he was still feeling the after effects of having his ass eaten.
Continue with “Chaos Men: Parker – Serviced”
Actor Justin Kirk plays stoner slacker Andy Botwin in the Showtime dramedy Weeds. Sure he smokes too much and is kinda shiftless in the show, but his character remains good at heart and a tad slutty (which is fine in our book). In fact, in several episodes Andy gets full on naked, much to our delight—seeing his fat sack gives us the munchies.
Plus, his actual dong looks delightfully long. We’ve heard that a lot of male actors will diddle their bits before going nude on camera as to get bigger without sprouting a full-blown boner. Of course, if Andy wanted to plant his seed in our garden and sprout a boner back there, we’d grab our hose and back-hoe and get down and dirty.
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Thanks to Manhunt Daily and OMG Blog for the pics.
If you delved into the deepest nightmares of heterosexual men, and probed their darkest fears, they would probably come up with something like what Peter goes through on Straight Hell. Thrown, helpless, into an underground bar full of predatory homosexual men, all eager to get their hands on fresh male meat. A true Straight Hell.
Continue with “Straight Hell: Peter”