David Duchovny’s Butt On Californication

David Duchovny's Butt On Californication
Twice now we’ve shown you David Duchovny’s bulge (and it’s a nice one). He had to keep a loaded piece on him to blast all those space invaders from Uranus in The X-Files. But he left Agent Scully for a bunch of other women in his new show, Californication.
In Californication, he plays a sex addict, which took an unsurprising turn when he announced in real life that he’s a (wait for it…) sex addict. We at QC take sex addiction very seriously. In fact, we regularly post pornography to help men deal with their overwhelming urges and take matters into their own hands.
Anyway, last night’s episode featured his butt. His back is as nice as his front. Check out it for yourself, after the jump!

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27 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Cocksure Men: Jeremy Bilding and Kelly Taylor

Jeremy Bilding and Kelly Taylor at Cocksure Men
Cocksure Men would like to remind you of the real definition of “tea bagging.” After a game of beach volleyball, Kelly’s feet need a little attention but Jeremy Bilding finds out just how ticklish he is and he two collapse in a tickle-torture wrestling match that leaves them both breathless. It isn’t long before Jeremy’s tongue finds Kelly’s hole and it isn’t much longer before it’s time for a real Tea Party and Jeremy’s balls are dangling right in Kelly’s mouth. After some good old-fashioned face fucking, Jeremy’s down at Kelly’s ass again and this time he’s pounding it with his long, curved dick. Kelly tries to hold off but Jeremy pushes him past the point of no return and he blows his load all over himself. Jeremy’s not ready to finish just yet and Kelly gets fucked again until Jeremy’s ready to blow while Kelly licks his balls.

27 Oct 09 By redmonkey 3 Comments

Queerism – Virganalty

Queerisms - Virganalty
noun: what one keeps when they’ve never bottomed for anal sex.
ex: Me? I lost my virganalty back in high school. What?! Don’t look at me like that. You’re just jealous that you still have yours… “total top”, my ass.
Thanks to Lilah Bootch for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

27 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Mason Wyler: Mason and Brent Biscayne

Mason Wyler: Mason and Brent Biscayne
When Mason Wyler discovers Brent Biscayne reading up on some really boring shit, he tries to distract him by turning up the sexiness. To Mason’s surprise, Brent’s dick is already pretty damn stiff! The truth is, Brent was in a hurry and didn’t have time to beat off before leaving the house earlier, and now he is definitely in the mood to pound some ass.

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27 Oct 09 By Jo 4 Comments

Simon Dexter Is Available For “Private Meetings”, Pubic Hair Sales

Simon Dexter Is Available For Private Meetings, Pubic Hair Sales
When Simon Dexter left porn (he was that popular model on that popular site) to pursue a “legitimate” modeling career, our big brown eyes shed a collective coffee-colored tear. We worried that we’d never again see his sexy ass in action. But perhaps the porn gods heard our lament, because this weekend porn promoter David Forest alerted us that Simon Dexter is available for “private meetings”!
Simon Dexter Is Available For Private Meetings, Pubic Hair Sales
Private meetings?! Like board room meetings?! That’s awesome!!! Usually private meetings are so boring. But with Simon Dexter presenting a talk, our attention spans would elongate by at least 6 or 7 inches, er, we mean, hours. And we bet he makes a mean PowerPoint presentation. We thought that the new Simon Dexter was all business and no play—that is, until we saw that Forest’s e-mail included the following picture:
Simon Dexter Is Available For Private Meetings, Pubic Hair Sales
So, let us get this right: Simon’s decided to curtail his gay XXX work, yet he’s still showing his fat uncut cock in business e-mails? Don’t get us wrong… our work inboxes were stuffed with dicks even before we started working for QC. But if Simon’s fat hog is also attending the meeting, then it’s probably gonna be less about spreadsheets and more about cum sprays.
Simon would certainly put the MEAT back in meetings. But what is Simon Dexter qualified talk about other than modeling, appendicitis, and taking cocks? There probably won’t be a lot of strategic planning so much as grunting and posing. Fine by us. But is Dex really for sale? Wouldn’t being a prostitute conflict with his modeling obligations?
We’re not sure what goes on in these meetings exactly. But the following endorsement from “Robert” one of Simon’s satisfied johns customers may hold a clue.
Simon Dexter Is Available For Private Meetings, Pubic Hair Sales
Editable? Does that mean Simon will change his rehearsed lines if they don’t sound right? Instead of saying “Suck me, yeah! yeah!” perhaps we could edit him and run through it again, this time adding something a bit more Stryker-esque like, “Yeah, you want that big dick, don’t cha?”
Or maybe “editable” means he’s programmable, like a robot from Blade Runner! That would explain his ridiculous good looks. Maybe Simon’s running Windows 7! Cool. Installing hardware has never been so easy. And where’s his USB port? We have a thumb drive we’d like to insert.
Simon Dexter Is Available For Private Meetings, Pubic Hair Sales
And then there’s Robert’s weird line about wanting to buy Simon’s pubic hair. Uhh… call us cheap, but if you’re paying for pubic hair, you’re probably paying too much. But we’ll let you decide, dear readers. Tell us in the comments whose pubic hair you’d purchase. On second thought, maybe we would buy Simon’s pubes…
EDITOR’S NOTE: At the request of Simon Dexter’s former porn studio, we’ve removed all references to them.

27 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

CFNM: Anya’s Family

CFNM: Anya's Family
At CFNM.net, hunky blonde Carl is nervous about meeting his girlfriend Anya’s family for the first time. What he discovers is more frightening than the young man ever imagined. She lives in a CFNM family which requires the husband and university-boy son of the family to remain naked 24/7. Confused by the arrangement, Carl is taken for some privacy in Anya’s room where she promptly strips the stud and causes him to grow a fat luscious erection. See the entire story of “Anya” at CFNM.net.

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Ask QC: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

Ask QC: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

Dear QC,

Throughout my whole life so far I thought that my penis size was normal. Only until a few years ago when I saw my first erotic film that I noticed that it was not as long as I want it to be.

There have been many statistics out there saying that the average sizepenis is 6 or 7 inches, though I feel like mine is a little below that. Are there any devices or techniques out there that can enlarge my manhood?

Thanks

Anonymous

Where it’d be hypocritical for us as a porn site to say that size doesn’t matter, we can attest that a big dong doesn’t matter half as much as the man behind it. We’ve already directed anonymous to check out previous Ask QCs like “Is My Cock Too Small?” and “Is Penile Enlargement Safe?”, but are there any safe penis enlargement techniques that he can explore? Please share your advice and experiences in the comments section.
Have a question for QC? Send ’em to [email protected] and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!

26 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

QC Movies: Out On The Hit

out on the hit logan mccree alphamale media
Out to exact revenge, muscle stud Vinnie comes to London to take his revenge on hairy hunk Butch Grand in a real man on man match that can only end in a spunk drenched explosion. Using their impressive weapons on the enemy`s henchmen, Vinnie gets his contact working overtime in hot sweaty action until he gets what he wants, retribution and superstar Logan McCree servicing his dick!!
Watch a new scene each week on QCMovies.

26 Oct 09 By Dave Write a comment!

ActiveDuty: Derek

active duty derek
As luck would have it, Dink met a really hot Marine named Derek just two days before he was getting out of the Corps. He’s off to college, but that’s good news for us because he’ll be free to travel and expand his horizons. Derek is one sexy ass Marine and meeting him was such a pleasure. The more Dink looked at him, the more he reminded him of a very young Richard Gere (think “An Officer And A Gentleman”) and Dink was totally in love. Those beautiful brown eyes and that smile captivated Dink’s attention from the moment he shook his hand and said, “hello.”

26 Oct 09 By Dave 5 Comments

This Week’s Six Stickiest – HollyWOOD!

This Week's Six Stickiest - HollyWOOD
Between Leonardo Dicaprio’s cock and Gerard Butler’s butt, Sticky has got got plenty of HollyWOOD this and every week. All the juicy pop and porn bits that other porn blogs miss, Sticky gets. That means that the next time you wanna catch up on the latest celebrity scandals, sex tapes, or nude pics, Sticky has got you covered.
Leo’s Nardo (5484 clicks) – Leonardo Dicaprio actually sued Playgirl for this nude shot but we’ve got it here, along with a bunch of other nude male celebrities just like you’ve always wanted to see them—definitely rated-R!
Model Penises (4586 clicks) – If we had it our way, all models would be required to take nude photos alongside their fashion spreads. This photo shoot shows some of the hottest straight models, fully-erect! It’s beautiful eye and boner-popping sight!
Gerard Butler’s Butt (3723 clicks) – Gerard Butler has apparently done a lot of playful things with his ass on the set of blockbuster films. His nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen shows that he’s also been working it out—talk about tight and bulked up!
What Happens In Sparta… (3360 clicks) – Gerard Butler’s too much man for just one Sticky post and if you’ve seen ever seen the Spartan war epic 300, then you know just how homoerotic he can be—especially when leather penis sheaths and oil massages get involved!
Forget Zac, Get Matt (3217 clicks) – Even though he looks like porn hottie Brent Corrigan, Zac Efron’s getting a little stale. But luckily Matt Lanter has just wandered onto the scene and he’s a knockout! Get an eyeful right here!
Women Love Gay Vampires (2927 clicks) – Twilight’s Robert Pattinson is one vampire we wouldn’t mind letting suck us dry. But according to one pop critic, women feel the same way—and not because they think he’s straight!

26 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Cocky Boys: Jason White and Kaleb Darko

cockyboys jason kaleb
Jason starts off by kissing Kalleb all over his hunky bod while he makes his way down to his hard cock. He pulls Kalleb’s underwear off and gobbles that dick up like it’s dinner. The guys indulge in some mutual masturbation for a bit before Jason goes back for more cock – licking and playing with Kalleb’s nuts while he’s down there. Once he’s had enough dick in his mouth, Jason decides it’s time for some cock in his ass and lays down on the bed so Kalleb can fuck him from behind.

26 Oct 09 By Dave Write a comment!

Austria’s Farmer Calendar Will Make You Hungary

Austria's Farmer Calendar Will Make You Hungary
We love calendar season! So far we’ve seen two ruggers and some tweenie-bopper buggers ringing in the new year. But from the rural reaches of Austria comes one of the hotter calendars this season—the “jungbauerkalender” (or young/junior farmer calendar).
The jungbauerkalender combines two things gay men love—beautiful art and strapping European lads. Though there’s no peen, it’s still the sort of soft core you can wank to. With such buff farmers working their crops and tilling your soil year round, we’re not sure how anybody’ll keep their dates straight. It kinda reminds us of Tomass Hawkke’s Naked Nature, except with less mud-butts and tree-fucking.

26 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments