A hot item this past week has been The Puma Index, a website that visualizes the ups-and-downs of various world stocks using a handsome stripper. He wears clothes when the market’s up and sheds them when it’s down.
We were prepared to crash the market ourselves using corporate saboteurs until one of our Team Orange geniuses figured out how to download all the videos so we can see stripper at all market phases. That’s right! We’re giving you all of the pleasure with none of the financial ruin!
Now, instead of constantly watching to see what Puma’s stripper is up to, you can just watch our videos. We’ve captured him at every moment—from boom to bust—all the way down to his giving a handjob to a potter’s wheel wearing nothing but Puma Bodywear trunks. While he’s not actually naked, it’s still a yummy ride—he’s proper fit!
The rest of the 12 videos are after the jump…
Spencer Reed just got home from a morning of backpacking through rolling hills. The fresh, brisk air felt good on his skin, making his dick hard in his pants. When he passed a tree he took a break under its branches and rubbed his erection, thinking of jerking off.
Following on from 1 week ago when you saw Kris’ first BJ scene, we have him back again this week with Eric. You will be able to tell from his haircut that this is a much more recent scene. Kris is still finding his way around the gay sex world and you will find a couple of little awkward moments when it seems he is not quite sure what to do. By this time he is a lot more comfortable though in kissing another guy, something that was lacking from his scene with Henri.
We were gonna save this for the Porn Gossip Round-Up, but Erik Rhodes may not be around too much longer, so we thought we’d post it separately. Upon his most recent visit to the doctor, Erik Rhodes “spilled his guts” though stopped short of admitting that he’s actually porn star (though we hope his doc already knows):
I said, “if you can imagine the biggest scumbag you have encountered in your life, and put my face on his… that is basically the life i have led, and if i look alittle to well put togther to make that imagine in your head, hold water… just assume that i clean up well when i need to.”
I found it funny how many times he asked me, if i owned a gun. Is there a gun in the house i live in? was i sure? I think i made myself sound crazy when the only thing i replied was “trust me, if there was a gun in my house i, sure as shit wouldn’t be here looking for help, because i would have all the help i needed at home”.
“Stop Crying Your Heart Out”, “Valium”, “Gone Away”, “Smother Me”, “Heartless”, “I Can Feel Your Pain”, “Coma Black”, “That’s What I Get”, “Fuck You Lucy”, “The Noise Inside My Head”, “I Don’t Care”, “Never Win”, “Something Is Not Right With Me”, “Repetition Kills”, “Maybe I’m Just Tired”, “Blame It On Bad Luck”, “Too Bright To See To Loud To Hear”, “Reasons For Living”, “Teardrop”, “The Girl You Left To Cocaine”, “I’ve Been Dying To Reach You”, “Red Hands”, “Bad News”, and “Fake Plastic Trees.”
His playlist’s filled with the dark-synth and melancholy tunes we listened to as faux-goths in high school. It was a time when we wrote poetry filled with ravens and swear words. How many hours we spent crying on our black velvet sheets. One time we even tried to OD on Immodium-AD—not happy times; so we’re concerned.
Though we are happy to see his fans offering encouraging comments on his post. But do we need to send him a care package full of warm fuzzies to help cheer him up? We’re not being sarcastic—Editor D makes some kickass Snickerdoodles. But Erik’s definitely looking to the future. After explaining how he ended his awkward meeting with his doc, he mentioned one option for changing his mood:
I ended our bullshit meeting in the search of a handful of perscriptions… he wasn’t that dumb. So now, i’m basically sitting here considering the whole, self medicating route, god, i could use a drink, its been almost a full year since i have had alcohol control me… i guess i’m just getting to the point of not caring at all anymore…
We love versatile men!
There’s just something really cool about a guy who loves to take it up the ass (and is hard the whole time) and who also loves to fuck a hot ass (and does it really well).
Isaac is definitely one of those guys. Not only does he suck a cock like nobody’s business, he’s a self-confessed “power bottom” and also a great top.
“You know me,” Isaac said. “I’m always down for anything!”
The last time Randy was in the gym he got myself in a little bit of trouble. He was resting between sets when he noticed these two guys working out. They both had amazing bodies, one of them with these really cool tattoos curling around his perfect arms, the other covered in muscles.
Randy started daydreaming about the two of them doing a lot more than just working out because all of a sudden a guy walked up to me and said, ‘you gonna finish your set, or jerk off first?’ He obviously noticed Randy’s huge erection bulging through his workout shorts.
Derrick was loading wood (ha!) into the bed of his 4×4 truck at a local island lumber yard. Shirtless in the sun, his biceps were in full motion as he loaded the wood. Mmm, check out this guy’s arms! When suggested that he model for Island Studs, he said his girlfriend had already suggested the idea to him. Although Derrick admitted he’s pretty shy and didn’t know how well he’d do in front of the camera. We don’t think he ever had anything to worry about. Derrick shines in this update on Island Studs. He’s got a great body and his personality shines through—and we’re charmed!
OK, OK, OK… so we swore we would never mention a certain fat-hating drama queen ever again. Except that he’s just created yet another video calling out the editors of QueerClick and Unzipped Media for circulating rumors about his relationship with Zack Randall.
Actually, the person in the video is not he-who-no-longer-deserves-QCoverage but his porn rival, Phillip Ashton. If you recall, Phillip inserted himself in the faux-drama by levying some very serious claims of rape, drug and spouse abuse against Randall and his lover. We initially called Mr. Ashton bonkers and jealous, but with this video he has singlehandedly redeemed himself!
He calls out you-know-who for all his bad behavior and then some, adding a deliciously nasty tone that’s not far from the original. Plus, he throws in the bad trademark Elvis hairdo, some devilish smiles, and an wicked brown-face performance that are truly inspired comedic touches! We were gonna use this column space to join in the abuse, except that Phillip’s said everything about you-know-who far better than we ever could. Bravo, Mr. Ashton—ten gold stars!
Mason Wyler has been a master of sensual touch for some time. On this occasion, he’s treating a certain Rusty Stevens to quite a sexy back rub. Mason knows an old massage parlor technique to manipulate Rusty’s muscles in such a way that his cock will become very hard and erect.
Our newest find for Sites We Like, Homoshame, is a faggy half-cousin of Lurid Diggs. But instead of over-the-top bedrooms, Homoshame features over-the-top homos doing what we do worst, wearing rainbow colored garb, sodomizing statues, and taking horrible glamour shots.
To understand the site’s outlook, take a look at its definition of “HomoShame”:
HomoShame [hoh·moh sheym] noun
1. the painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something being “gay and outrageous,” done by oneself or another (Perez Hilton gives me a massive amount of HomoShame.)
2. susceptibility to this feeling (I like being gay, but when I spend too much of my free time discussing Adam Lambert’s second-place finish on American Idol…I get HomoShame.)
3. disgrace; ignominy (Seriously dude? You give me HomoShame.)
4. a fact or circumstance bringing disgrace or regret to a gay man or woman (You’re being a little gay and outrageous…and now I’ve got HomoShame.)
5. the overwhelming feeling that the homosexual population of this country and the world can and should do better (I get HomoShame every time I think about the way the No on Prop 8 campaign was handled.)
Starting off by putting his furry arms down his jeans to warm up his huge tool, Lucas then lifts up his baggy pants to reveal an incredible set of well-toned ab muscles. Even though it’s relatively soft when he finally pulls out his meat, you’ll be shocked at how long and thick his cock really is and when it’s hard his foreskin looks more like silk wrapped around it as it slides up and down till he blows all over himself.
When you have a ripped, hairy body like Michael Soldier, you can afford to boss people round, which is exactly what he does to delivery man Buck Phillips. He throat fucks the hungry cock eater, shoving his big dick in and out with aggressive force and even sticking his fingers down there. A bit later he lubes up his fingers with saliva again and goes exploring in Buck’s hole before inserting his cock in for a hot and heavy ride.
