Ten Gold Stars For Phillip Ashton! Zack Randall’s “Husband” Makes Another Scandalous Video


OK, OK, OK… so we swore we would never mention a certain fat-hating drama queen ever again. Except that he’s just created yet another video calling out the editors of QueerClick and Unzipped Media for circulating rumors about his relationship with Zack Randall.
Actually, the person in the video is not he-who-no-longer-deserves-QCoverage but his porn rival, Phillip Ashton. If you recall, Phillip inserted himself in the faux-drama by levying some very serious claims of rape, drug and spouse abuse against Randall and his lover. We initially called Mr. Ashton bonkers and jealous, but with this video he has singlehandedly redeemed himself!
He calls out you-know-who for all his bad behavior and then some, adding a deliciously nasty tone that’s not far from the original. Plus, he throws in the bad trademark Elvis hairdo, some devilish smiles, and an wicked brown-face performance that are truly inspired comedic touches! We were gonna use this column space to join in the abuse, except that Phillip’s said everything about you-know-who far better than we ever could. Bravo, Mr. Ashton—ten gold stars!

Oct 01, 2009 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments