Did your mother die? Does your best friend hate you? Did you just lose the love of your life? FORGET IT, GIRLFRIEND! WHEEEEEEEEW!!!! Just throw in a flamboyant gay man and all your troubles will disappear. Anyone who’s ever watched sitcoms and reality TV knows that gay men provide all the insight and comic relief you need when the poop hits the fan and Bryan Safi of Current TV’s show InfoMania discusses these “gayngels” in the recurring segment, “That’s Gay.”
We can’t tell you how many fag hags and fruit flies we’ve stopped from throwing themselves a pity party, just by showing up, shoving a drink in their face, and starting to sing show tunes like Judy Garland on coke (that’s redundant). Oh, it’s a dirty job, but we girls loooooove dirt—dish it, ladies!
Hat tip: Towleroad
Setting up his own gym, Rocco wants all the perks he can get, and after employing the handsome and hunky Ross, it’s not long before his sights are set on one impressive perk in particular. Clearing up after the long day, both men are horny as hell and soon get to work on each others throbbing hard dicks over the bench. Rocco’s tanned body drips with sweat as his thick meat is rammed into the begging Ross, opening up his well eaten hole, slamming it good and proper until both loads are unleashed over each other!!
Tristan Phoenix is like a door knob. Who’s gonna take their turn next? Anyway, he’s become the go-to bottom of the hour. This is his third pairing and who better than Leo Giamani to put the screws to him? Tristan is down on Leo’s dick immediately. He stretches his lips wide to accommodate its girth; but once in, he glides up and down the shaft easily. They switch it up and Leo takes his turn, popping Tristan’s prick into his mouth. Then Tristan starts rimming Leo’s asshole, his tongue tracing the flesh as it slides from the moist cleft down the perineum until he reaches Leo’s succulent danglers. As Leo lays in bed, Tristan bounces up and down the big man’s big stick like a crazed Jack-in-the-Box. Then they fuck doggie style, then with Tristan laying on his back. There’s no stopping this ass assault, but who’s complaining? Especially with the two climactic bursts of spooge that finally punctuate the frenzied action.
The worldwide economic depression must be hitting porn stars pretty hard too because it seems like all the ones in our Round-Up have taken on some sort of part-time work. Brent Corrigan’s shower stripping, four famous porn stars have tried their hand at music, and we’ve discovered two other uncut hunks doing some big city escorting. Throw in some bi-polar disorder, secret boyfriends, and newcummers and you’ll agree, this is our probably our craziest porn gossip-Round Up this summer. Let’s tackle our musical men, first. If you’re a regular QC reader, you already know about Colton Ford’s over-the-top dance cover of REM’s Losing My Religion (he’s looking all angsty in raccoon makeup and a full-bdy fishnet suit). But the star recently Tweeted to let everybody know that his new album, Under the Covers came out today. You can find it on iTunes. Meanwhile, BDSM porn star Derek Da Silva announced that he’s hard at work “recording late each night trying to finish an album.”
And they’re not the only ones making sweet music between the sheets. Apparently the police-baiting porn couple, the Jarics have released a dance track called “Hit Me Up.” According to the Falcon blog, The couple were introduced to their music producers by Queen of Drag, RuPaul, who befriended the Jarics when they shot cameos for the indie film Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! You can catch a 30 second preview of “Hit Me Up” at the Falcon blog.
That reminds us, if musical porn stars are your thing, Queerty released a great feature on musical porn stars that includes Colton Ford, Johnny Hazzard, and a few other you might not have known about. It’s not uncommon for stars to capitalize on their porn presence and moonlight as escorts, bringing the fantasy and the reality ever closer. And most porn star-slash-escrots use Rentboy.com—it’s like a Facebook for cyber-hookers. Men of Porn recently discovered two hot pieces: Rick Bauer and Kane O’Farrell.
According to Rick’s page, he kisses, is a certificate massage therapist, and is into wrestling, muscle worship and roleplay. Plus, $350 can get you a full-fledged night of “Fisting, Water Sports, Anal, S&M, Oral, Shaving, Spanking, Latex, Role Playing, PNP.” Kane O’Farrell down for all that as well, but for 150 GBP you can have your choice of either “Vanilla to kink, hard to soft, romance or just a great fuck and go.” We’re not sure how Rentboy.com stays legal seeing as it’s basically a cyber-pimp, but consensual prostitution’s a victimless crime. Porn stars gotta feed themselves, so if a gent’s starving for some company, we say, let them eat beefcake!
I’m a 23-year-old guy and I take pride on my tidiness. I always trim and prim myself and also I always wear a cologne and deodorant so that every part of my body smells nice. That’s what I’m known by. People can’t seem to have enough of my soft and clean skin but I have a problem.
The only part that I can’t get to smell nice or at least not smell is my ass. I know it’s supposed to smell but I’ve been with a ton of guys that have an odorless ass. I just want to know about it because I’ve tried everything, even regular deodorant but it still smells bad and I can smell it when I’m having sex and it’s such a turn off.
I don’t know if I should douche or if that’ll work but if you know why or you can help me I would really appreciate it.
Thanks
Stinky Butt
Stinky Butt’s screen name summarizes his problem. How can someone get their curry-scented manhole to smell less zesty? In Stinky Butt’s case, soap and deodorant just aren’t cutting it, so what’s the next step? Please share any advice and experiences that might help in the comments section. Have a question for QC? Send ’em to[email protected]and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!
Gio is 18. He loves to swim and surf during the day, and drink beer and hang out with his friends at night. In addition to his cute face and toned surfer’s body he has a big uncut dick and hot ass. And about that ass, he told Latin Boyz he’s bisexual and likes to mess around with the guys and girls, but he has never bottomed for a guy and doesn’t think he ever will. What a waste!
Jay Roberts has a full day ahead of him. He likes to start off with a nice hot shower to soothe his aching muscles. He’s sore from playing tennis yesterday and needs to let off some tension. It’s no coincidence that his dick is chubby when he steps into the shower. Jay always likes to stroke off just a little bit in there. But he likes to finish himself off somewhere much more secret.
