Intimate Portrait
Part 1 of 2
By Steve Prince
“Girl, he pounded me so hard that I thought my ass was going to fall off!”
“Well…” I paused not knowing exactly how to respond, “good for you, Carlos.”
“I know,” Carlos said, a hint Mexican accent coming out as he got excited. “His dick was so big too; I had to bite my pillow and do some deep breathing just to take that shit.”
“Boy,” I said jokingly, “be careful. I’m not carrying around your colostomy bag when we’re old queens.”
We both laughed. Carlos loved telling me about his sex affairs and I loved hearing about them; a sex columnist enjoys hearing about sex after all.
The waiter brought us two more beers. He and Carlos locked eyes like teenagers wanting to rip one another’s clothes off. The waiter walked away.
“Damn,” Carlos said licking his lips, “that guy is fine.”
“Finish the story,” I said tapping him on the arm.
“Well,” he looked up at the ceiling and sighed, “I stayed over and the next morning we had sex again. Then we went out and had brunch. Then we came back and had amazing sex again.”
“Jeezus,” I said, feeling a little jealous.
Posh boy Geraint is doing whatever it takes to get into the fraternity of his dreams at cfnm.net. But the naked stunt his “brothers” make him perform has taken a wrong turn now that a group of demanding cleaning women have got their hands on his firm naked body. After forcing him to bathe in front of them, they now want him to clean the table using his own special polish. See this sexy boy forced to perform under the women’s control at cfnm.net!
In a past FOX Sports broadcast, Minnesota Viking Visanthe Shiancoe dropped his towel briefly revealing his very large cock. We’re not huge sports fans, personally but we do like athletes, especially in the locker room. If Visanthe Shiancoe played naked, we watch a little more often and learn more about about tackles, handling the ball, and being a good wide receiver. We’ve also got the video of the broadcast after the jump!
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Thanks to OMG Blog for the pics
Cooper Cronk is surely the most fuckable Australian professional rugby league player on the planet. Who wouldn’t want to tussle with this halfback from Melbourne? In this video he gets his shorts ripped down in a tackle to reveal his perfect rear and appears amused when he realizes that the whole world can now marvel at what must be his finest feature. Check out RuggerBugger for a prime selection of the beefiest rugby players from around the world getting “accidentally” revealed during fierce tackles. Toned, pert asses revealed for the whole world to enjoy!
Hey there, beard and bear lovers! With all the waxing, trimming, ab-flexing, and Viagra in porn these days, it’s sometimes refreshing to see non-porn stars on QC. Unzipped Blog recently posted these great shots bearded belly men having a blast in San Francisco photographer Eric Nielson’sBearracuda. He’s got a lot of other great photos of bears, bearded men, and San Francisco at his Flickr page. But if beards and bears really turn you on, then check out Sean M. Johnson’s Beard Love videosafter the jump!
Rob Ryder is becoming one of the best power bottoms on the web, so the Dudes paired him with the huge cocked Jayden Grey! Jayden really stretches Rob’s asshole in this intense scene after some oral and ass-sucking action.
Do you like David Beckham, The Terminator, and expensive phones? Have you ever thought “I wish my overpriced phone would turn me into a sexy robot?” No, probably not. So while we’re not in the market for cyborg augmentation via a supposedly $2000 phone, who doesn’t mind a long, light-filtered look at Beck’s bodacious bod? His being a killer robot with a red laser eye just turns us on even more. Maybe he’ll zap us after we’re done violating him. If you’re brave enough, visit the QC David Beckham Fan Page and then see some behind the scenes footage with Becks and “the Aura” after the jump!
noun: 1. Allowing a young boy to play with dolls or have other stereotypically female habits.
2. What is provided to a young boy by an overly-protective and sensitive mother, causing a close mother-son bond, and leading him to become effeminate and eventually confirm he’s gay.
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Dawson and Dylan have a great rapport right from the get go, and you’ll pick up on the playful mood they’re both in. Not only were they both incredibly turned on and ready for some hot sex, but they were each genuinely having fun. Joking back and forth with one another, making little comments to each other, and constantly looking at one another to smile and giggle, it was like watching two close buds take a break from hanging out and watching the game to suck and fuck and get one another off real quick. And… that’s a pretty hot thought!
Here’s Playgirl hunk Derrick Davenport showing off his awesome physique in an underwear photo shoot. We’re enthralled… wait, who’s the hunky shirtless guy in jeans who walks into frame and tweaks Davenport’s nipples? And how about the guy who gets to spray down Davenport’s legs? How the heck do we get that job? Davenport looks hot in undergear and even gives you a peek at his pecker at 3:07, so watch now before YouTube pulls the video. Of course, if you really want a closer look at his schlong, you have only to go here and here.
