Beck’s Body Lacks An Aura

Do you like David Beckham, The Terminator, and expensive phones? Have you ever thought “I wish my overpriced phone would turn me into a sexy robot?” No, probably not. So while we’re not in the market for cyborg augmentation via a supposedly $2000 phone, who doesn’t mind a long, light-filtered look at Beck’s bodacious bod? His being a killer robot with a red laser eye just turns us on even more. Maybe he’ll zap us after we’re done violating him. If you’re brave enough, visit the QC David Beckham Fan Page and then see some behind the scenes footage with Becks and “the Aura” after the jump!

It’s always hilarious to hear Beckham talk. Not only does his cute voice not match up with his soccer stud image, but he doesn’t come off as the swiftest player on the field. Just listening to him talk about how “different” and “special” the phone is makes us pretty sure he’s never done more than rub one against his abs. Did we mention that it supposedly costs $2,000? Aura indeed…