“If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita (Bryant) to go on TV and push orange juice?”
—Mike Royko, a Pulitzer prize winning columnist in Chicago
Big, burly hairy alert! Albert and John can’t keep their hands off each other in the men’s room. John is a bodybuilder who is in between competitions, so he let his body hair grown in. Thank goodness he did!
Both hunks are uncut and while cuddling and nuzzling, they pull back their foreskins and rub their cockheads together. Then Albert sits down on the floor and John fucks his face. Of course, this gets them both worked up for what’s about to happen…
Well there’s no Chinpoko this week, folks. APRIL FOOLS!!! You think we would go a week without giving you the porn roundup you love? Since you are such a good sport, here’s your PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Corbin Fisher: Fucking Zeke Corbin Fisher needs to think of better stories…
Really Corbin…really? You really think Zeke just happened to pop down for a shoot not expecting to bottom and then, oops! “Let me fit Dawson’s cock between my ass cheeks.”
I don’t buy it, so be more original next time.
Now that said…
THIS VIDEO IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Zeke has got the tightest, hottest little body you ever did fuck. And Dawson… well, he’s Dawson. I would applaud him but I have no hands; I guess I could slap my balls together, but well—that hurts.
I forgot how well Dawson gives head. He slurps Zeke’s cock like a Push-Up Pop. Still, the hottest part of this video is Zeke’s face. You can tell this boy has been fucked before and he loves a dick up his ass. It’s almost as if he’s seeing an old friend again. There’s no way Zeke is a new cummer to butt sex. Oh yeah, the cumming! Dawson pounds Zeke until he shoots all over his tight flat stomach. The ridges in Zeke’s stomach as he cums are so tight and hot.
To end, Dawson—always the gentlemen—leans over and gives his newfound fuck a kiss. Next time, Corbin, cut the stories or hire a better writer.
PATA PATA PATA! Club Inferno: Evan Matthews (Rosebud)
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS! WHAT THE HELL IS EVAN MATTHEWS DOING WITH HIS ASS? THAT’S THE MOST HORRIFYING AND MESMERIZING THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!
I really think he uses that to hypnotize men…
Scariest post of the week. My eyes… my eyes—oh wait, I don’t really have eyes. I’m a dick.
This week at Sticky was particularly awesome just because so many great Stickies made choosing the Six Stickiest pretty difficult. We ended up choosing ones with a theme of men and multimedia—every clip we chose this week are absolutely worth your while. WATCH THIS NOW – A fantastic video on the progression of information technology with the music of Fat Boy Slim will BLOW YOUR MIND and make you wonder what’s next for the future of our interconnected world. Game Wood – Thanks to high-definition computer graphics, GayGamer brings you Gaming’s Most Awesome Man-Crotches Ever! Also at GayGamer, you should check-out their Gay Gamer Profiles, filled with nerdy boys who are sexy hot! Japanese Videos A-Go-Go!!! – What could be more modern than modern-day Japan? This week we got a handful of really great Japanese YouTube videos that you can appreciate without knowing the language including one for Japanese homosocial baseball, two Japanese boys stripping and kissing in public, naughty go-go boys in Kobe, Japan, a gay Titanic spoof, and a hilarious short film of the Big Man versus the Stink Monster, definitely worth a quick watch! N’Sync Soldiers – While modern American soldiers in the Middle East create something of a controversial contradiction, they’re still hot and nice to look at. Here’s a group in Iraq lip-synching to’N Sync which is both adorable and easy on the eyes. Gay “Reality” – “Reality” television is about as “real” as strap-on dicks, but that doesn’t mean their male contestants aren’t really damned attractive. Here’s the Top 15 Gay Reality Show Contestants Of All Time! The Great Sperm Race – After spending so much time crawling around the internet, treat yourself to a gaming break by crawling around a woman’s vagina. Don’t be grossed out… you’ve done it before, sweetie. Between the toxic vaginal walls, a labyrinthine cervix, and a tricky uterus, you’ll enjoy racing the other spermy worms for a shot at the BIG TIME! With so many great links, is it any wonder that Sticky is one of QC’s most popular features? If you haven’t checked it out or it’s been a while, now’s the time to stop by. Add a Sticky, vote on your favorite, or just check out the awesome selection—who knows what you’ll see and learn!
Tony Dinero is back and we couldn’t be happier to have him back. It’s not every day we find the perfect mix of boyishly sweet and bad boy hot that packs a thick 9″ club to boot. Tony now calls Florida home and loves the weather. Tony had his fantasy fulfilled and joined the Mile High Club on a flight back home. Obviously, there isn’t much to keep this single stud from getting his rocks off.
Ruggerbugger have an exclusive video of this French cyclist from Bouygues Telecom racing with torn shorts and his ass hanging out. The youthful star doesn’t want to let his team down so can’t stop to cover himself up. He continues the race with the eager cameraman able to film his beautiful bum right up to the finish line! See more real athletes revealed on video at Ruggerbugger!
Jeremy made his debut in one of the small scenes in ‘Night Out’, just a blow job, but any place to start is a good one. For this photosession Bel Ami presents Jeremy in his natural habitat (well, at least their version of it) a boxing club. We’re no expert on boxing, but we are sure that Jeremy fights in the lightest weight class there is. Lean and muscled. Check him out and see what kind of punch he packs.
Whether you’re an athlete or a fetishist,Jockstrap Central has got your hook-up. Not only do they have a wide range of sexy brand-name jockstraps, swimwear, underwear, t-shirts, and tanktops at great prices, but they also have amazingly hot models and a great 360-degree view for every item view so you can (ahem) get a good look at the “merchandise” before buying. Stefano’s one of Jockstrap Central’s premiere models. He’s a personal trainer from Toronto that they asked to show off their Joe Synder jockstrap line. If you’ll notice, this Joe Synder variety is army camouflage with a peek-a-boo slit between the pouch and the waistband for easy access. If you think Stefano looks hot now, check out what he unleashed when they asked him to demonstrate the peek-a-boo design. The photographers certainly got a pleasant, eye-popping surprise and so will you! See Stefano unleashed AFTER THE JUMP!
Luke is a quintessential Aussie Surf-Lifesaver bloke. He lives in sunny Perth in Western Australia. His good looks and great body sculptured from his surf lifesaving skills, (swimming and ski paddling) make him a natural to model. All Australian Boys wanted to do a shoot with him on a Saturday but he had a Surf Carnival he was competing in and yes, he won the ski section, against 7 other surf clubs.
In the new story Initiation at cfnm.net young pledge Geraint’s knees are shaking in fear after being forced to expose his naked body totally to the intrigued cleaning ladies. Having sussed out what’s happening here with the belligerent fraternity brothers issuing orders from behind the door, the ladies are now eager to get involved with taking advantage of this young naked rich boy. He’s forced to bathe himself in a tiny bucket of soiled sudsy water with everyone watching. See more at cfnm.net!