PataPORN With Chinpoko!
Well there’s no Chinpoko this week, folks. APRIL FOOLS!!! You think we would go a week without giving you the porn roundup you love? Since you are such a good sport, here’s your PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Corbin Fisher: Fucking Zeke
Corbin Fisher needs to think of better stories…
Really Corbin…really? You really think Zeke just happened to pop down for a shoot not expecting to bottom and then, oops! “Let me fit Dawson’s cock between my ass cheeks.”
I don’t buy it, so be more original next time.
Now that said…
THIS VIDEO IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Zeke has got the tightest, hottest little body you ever did fuck. And Dawson… well, he’s Dawson. I would applaud him but I have no hands; I guess I could slap my balls together, but well—that hurts.
I forgot how well Dawson gives head. He slurps Zeke’s cock like a Push-Up Pop. Still, the hottest part of this video is Zeke’s face. You can tell this boy has been fucked before and he loves a dick up his ass. It’s almost as if he’s seeing an old friend again. There’s no way Zeke is a new cummer to butt sex. Oh yeah, the cumming! Dawson pounds Zeke until he shoots all over his tight flat stomach. The ridges in Zeke’s stomach as he cums are so tight and hot.
To end, Dawson—always the gentlemen—leans over and gives his newfound fuck a kiss. Next time, Corbin, cut the stories or hire a better writer.
PATA PATA PATA!
Club Inferno: Evan Matthews (Rosebud)
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS! WHAT THE HELL IS EVAN MATTHEWS DOING WITH HIS ASS? THAT’S THE MOST HORRIFYING AND MESMERIZING THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!
I really think he uses that to hypnotize men…
Scariest post of the week. My eyes… my eyes—oh wait, I don’t really have eyes. I’m a dick.
Southern Strokes: Aaron Returns
Aaron doesn’t look like any of the southern boys I’ve seen… and I’m okay with that! Who is this guy? Why haven’t I seen him before? And why am I not inside his ass?
Adam is just plain cute. The best part about this video is his jacking technique. Some guys go too fast (Jeremy from Randy Blue), some guys flex so hard they look like they are going to pop a pectoral (Leo Giamani), and some guys now how to mix it… that would be Adam. He’s got some left hand going, some right hand, and some reverse action. And most importantly he stays relaxed. Although, I will say that his body hair on his bottom half doesn’t really match his top. He’s all smooth up top and then his legs look like Chewbacca… work it out, Adam.
But still, back to this guy’s technique—it’s flawless. It’s how your pud wants to be pulled, fellas. If you’re face is screwing up like you’re taking a dump… well, you might be trying too hard. Keep all the tension out of your face; put it in your forearm and keep the rest relaxed. Let us dicks do the work!
Badpuppy: Colton Steele
“Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight!”
I know this song has nothing to do with Colton Steele, but I can’t help it. He makes me feel so goddamn horny. Just want to cum all over his carpeted hairy chest and watch it run down his chest clinging to his chest hair.
Yes, I have an active imagination. It also doesn’t hurt that he has a gorgeous face on top of that lil’ teddy body. I’ve been a fan since he was on Chaos Men!!!
“Gimme gimme gimme some Colton after midnight!”
Caption This!
Okay you got me. Barbie is my best friend. Hey, even a dick needs a fag hag!
You should see my house right now. There’s cum everywhere. It looks the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man just exploded in my house (did you know he’s actually a big bottom?)! Okay, while I clean up, you get out there and get turned on!
