NYSM thought Christian would be the perfect cocksucker to give Kyle his first “real” blow job. After Kyle sat down Christian got between Kyle’s hairy legs lifted them up a bit and lapped at Kyle’s hairy nut sack…Christian’s skilled tongue drove Kyle NUTS! Kyle blasted a huge load of baby batter all over himself.
Remember Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings? Yeah, neither do we. But some young upstart apparently had and decided to turn the opening scene between Dildo Faggins and Mandalf the Ass-Wizard into a wedding negotiation. Sounds like Mandalf has big plans for a San Francisco wedding and he wants to get his greedy grey hands on Dildo’s ring so he can really have the little guy by the balls. Man oh man… Dildo might have been better off on Mount Boom-Boom with his old friend, Handwise Cumcheese, but we’ll never know.
Randy likes to encourage his more experienced models to take the newer guys under their wing and help them become the best performers they can. Chris Rockway was hanging around the studio when Johnny Angel was getting ready for his first appearance on Randy Blue Live. Johnny was really nervous so Chris went to talk with him. Well, one thing led to another and the two of them got a little touchy feely.
Previously on QueerClick: Chris Rockway Fan Page.
We’ve heard of coaches telling their athletes not to jerk off before a game because cumming reduces vitality, but one Brazilian coach has taken the idea into overdrive. His proposal? To feed his players Viagra to improve their on-field performance:
Gremio quack Alarico Endres reckons the sex drug could be used to improve players’ performance in games at altitude. The doctor hinted he has a lightbulb moment while perusing a dirty mag.
He said: “Viagra increases and improves the blood circulation. It therefore can improve the performances of players at high altitude. I had this illumination by reading a magazine, which wasn’t a medical one: so we decided to elaborate this topic with a scientific test, and now we shall also give an indication to the technical commission.”
We don’t know about you, but who could concentrate on soccer when all you want to is to fuck with a raging hard-on? And wouldn’t a stiffy hurt in those compression shorts and athletic cups? But maybe coach is onto something and all the players will just wanna score as quickly as they can so get off-field and score some points there. Or maybe all of the bobbing boners would psyche-out the other team. After all, there are bound to be other gay players who’ll have a hard time keeping their eye on the ball because they’ll be too busy looking at the goal posts instead. We like soccer players with boners, but what do you think: genius or generic Cialis?
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With the incredibly debauched and dirty videos filmed at Straight Hell we knew this would happen one day! The team are busy filming violently horny top Stan taking Darren’s straight boy virginity. Terry yanks the dildo out of his asshole and orders Darren to get it in his mouth and taste his own shithole. Darren’s face is a picture of humiliation and he gags in disgust as Terry shoves the filthy cock down his throat.
Lesbians on a gay porn site?!? NEXT. No wait, hold up a sec. If this trailer for the documentary called For My Wife doesn’t make you weep, then… well… back to the porn then. But it looks like an amazing film and one that shows the importance of social equality, in the name of love. You can also read more about Kate Fleming and Charlene Strong.
Summer brings lemonade stands, blue skies, and a break from school. Under the scorching sun things can get hot and sweaty. Seek out some shade, freshen up, and relax with 10 of our boys as you watch them take advantage of the best things that the season has to offer in 5 new episodes.