IT’S HALLOWEEN!!! And this weekend, the QC Weekender provides six spooky (but also pretty funny) clips as treats for when you’re done enjoying our many manly tricks. Enjoy… and remember not to fill up too much on candy bars or pumpkin ale— you’ll feel like a rotted jack-o-lantern in the morning.
Tim Burton’s Vincent: Seven-year-old Vincent Malloy is a lot like other little boys—he enjoys visits from his obese aunt, doing experiments with his toy dog, and digging around in his mother’s flower bed. But he also has a very rich inner life… a zombie slave and dead wife in a house filed with skeletons?!! He’s only seven! This short is touching, twisted, and troubling… and it’s narrated by Vincent Price! Awesome!
Wilkinson’s Family Restaurant: OK, this has totally got to be fake, but imagine if Marilyn Manson did spots for family eateries. Oh yes, it would look a bit like this. You have to wonder who the target demographic for this is. Most parents who live close to a mini-mall would probably run screaming into the local church for a fellowship meal rather than eat at Wilkinson’s.
Donald & Son’s Hardware: The Marilyn Manson look alike is back for more. This video is definitely a lot more twisted than the last. Are you brave enough to venture to Donald & Son’s Hardware for their 2-for-1 key special? Bwa-ha-haaaaaaaaa!
Guess which porn bogey man has dressed up for some Halloween fun on his blog? Clowns personally freak us out and will probably make a few people close their browsers, but if you’re game the photos should offer a couple of hints… from his smooth muscular body to his amazing bubble ass. There’s that crescent star tattoo on his back and if that’s not enough, there’s also that one on his head… know who it is? If you haven’t guessed by now, skip to the jump to unmask our Halloween hero…
Troy dropped in for his examination and got much more than he had expected. It was the slutty Nurse Jake who suggested that he take Troy’s temperature….with his cock! Once the examination was complete the boys got down to some deep throat cock sucking action while Doctor Aaron worked Troy’s arse. Doctor Aaron and Nurse Jake took turns fucking Troy in all positions until Troy couldn’t take it anymore and blew a load across his muscular chest!
Taking The Long Way
By Steve Prince
“You’re in LA?” I stammered.
“Yep,” Peter said. “So when are we gonna hang out, brother?”
“Um,” I replied, “how about tomorrow night?” My friend Eric had told me that Peter might be in town, but I didn’t expect his call so soon, nor did I think he would want to see me so quickly. Peter’s and my relationship had been… hmm… different to say the least.
“Sure,” Peter responded like a little boy being asked if he likes chocolate. “See ya then.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Oh, Steve?” Peter paused.
“Yeah?” I asked. I wanted to get off the phone. Jay Day had me doing a million different things at the office today.
“I love ya brother.” Peter said sentimentally.
I paused. For a second, I took in what he said and let it swirl in my head. I wanted to know he meant. I hushed my inner dialogue with a response, “I love ya too.”
I hung up the phone and took a deep breath… poor Peter. I hoped his life was getting better. It had been a while since I had seen him, but when I told him I loved him, I meant it. We had been friends since high school. In life, we all have those friends we can’t help but love. You look at them and see a part of them that no one else does. Peter was that friend for me.
Peter and I became fast friends; odd considering Peter’s high school status. Peter belonged to the jocks. In fact, he was the main pitcher for the high school baseball team; total star athlete. With a long, lanky six-foot frame, dark chestnut hair, and tenacious hazel eyes, Peter’s popularity could not be denied.
Peter and I met at a party at our friend Eric’s house. Eric loved pussy and his party indicated just that. It began with a group of horny teenage boys barely mingling with a group of teasing high school girls. As the night progressed, I noticed couples slowly forming, separating like oil droplets in a pot of water. Some went into rooms, others just made out in dark corners or couches.
So what did I do? I got really drunk. Really, really drunk. Truthfully, this became my standard mode of operation at high school parties. I loved being with my friends, but I had no desire to be coupled with any girl. This party was different though. For the first time, I wasn’t drunk alone. Enter Peter.
Finally! A genuinely creepy horror movie with hot man-on-man action! If you’re looking for some screams this fall, check out Cthulhu. After his mom passes, Russ (Jason Cottle), a thirty-ish history professor, returns to his seaside hometown determined to be himself. His family still disapproves of his being “a gay,” but they want him to stick around, and he’s not sure why. But reconnecting with his painfully closeted ex-lover, Mike (Scott Patrick Green), sure does sweeten the deal… Sweetens, that is, until the simmering darkness boils over in a plot involving ancient sacrificial cults, humanoids sea creatures, and a handful of grisly deaths (though we haven’t seen it, we’re betting poor Mike doesn’t make it). According to the comprehensive review atAfterElton.com, it’s both a legitimate horror movie and a legitimate gay movie, doing both genres justice. And if that’s not enough, it’s even got old 90210 star Tori Spelling as a coquettish lady friend—how can you go wrong with Donna Summers? For those of you in the know,the Cthulhu Mythos is the brainchild of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft. Cthulhu is a terrible god-demon from a very ancient, trans-dimensional realm who lies “dead, but dreaming” at the bottom of the ocean. Though the Lord himself never appears in this film (damn!), the film seems to capture the spirit of Lovecraft’s horror with its cult storyline and chilling atmospherics. It’s a beautifully shot film and one that will make you clutch your own lover or friend tight, screaming “DON’T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!” Are you brave enough to look Lord Cthulhu in the face, after the jump?
Introducing QCX…
“X” is for that eXtra something something. “X” is for the eXtreme. “X” is for eXperimental. And of course, “X” is what hardcore XXX stuff is made of.
We’ve never really shied away from content that is controversial. We love to post things that challenge the mass market’s idea of what’s hot and what’s not and we certainly love pushing your buttons. On many occasions though, we’ve posted something which we genuinely thought was HOT, but only to get a string of cries ranging from “Ews” and “Yucks” to “QC, I’m turning straight” to the ultimate threat of leaving QC and never visiting us again. Oh no!
On the other hand, we have readers urging us to post more edgy material (and frankly, we get tired looking at similarly hot looking guys all day long). We always aim to please, and firmly believe that covering more doesn’t have to be at the expense of what readers love and expect of QC. QCX isn’t for everyone. If you have a weak stomach, you might not want to visit. We’ll be posting everything from fisting, watersports, restraints, steroid-poppin’ muscle studs to the occasional dwarf and transexual. Oh, and lots of guys fucking in dog costumes.
To give you an idea of the type of post you might see on QCX, here’s something relatively mild:
Jakub was fine with full frontal, so long as he didn’t have to do any hard or JO scenes. Rock hard Jocks still wanted him to rub his dick and play with himself, and he didn’t have a problem with that. Well, inevitably, if a guy plays with his dick long enough blood will eventually surge down there, and although Jakub never achieved an erection he definitely plumped up.
In a groundbreaking study, Australian scientists analyzed the DNA of 112 male-to-female transsexual volunteers and identified a link between a gene involved in testosterone. Quoted from the study: “[T]hey were more likely to have a longer version of the androgen receptor gene…. It is known that longer versions of the androgen receptor gene are associated with less efficient testosterone signalling. “This reduced action of the male sex hormone may have an effect on gender development in the womb, the researchers speculated.
“We think that these genetic differences might reduce testosterone action and under masculinise the brain during foetal development,” said researcher Lauren Hare from Prince Henry’s Institute of Medical Research. This raises a few interesting issues. First off, homosexuality and transgender identity were only removed from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders in the 20th century. Even though some ignorant people still think that homosexuality is a biological perversion, mental illness, or a choice, others feel ambivalent about proving a genetic basis for sexual orientation. Those in support of finding a gay gene think it will validate the legitimacy homosexual as not being a choice. Meanwhile, others worry that identifying a gay gene will result in eugenics (with people wanting to identify homos based purely on DNA and treating them accordingly or even wiping them out). Consider your own attitudes towards transgender people… How much do you think you have in common with them? What if it turns out that their being transgender is not so different from being gay? If we all have in common a genetic basis, how does our understanding of community change? As the human genome continues to be decoded, it seems we’re shifting our understanding of human behavior and self-perception from an environment and psychological basis to a one in genetic biology. Whether it pushes us closer together or further apart remains to be seen… But also think of this… if we’re genetically inclined towards a certain body types, gender identifications, physical cravings, and other behaviors, how far down does that rabbit hole go? Apparently, the natural self sometimes manifests, no matter how a person is raised. But could genetics also explain how more minute idiosyncrasies that make up someone’s personality? Like how why some people clean to de-stress, why others love video games, why some people sleep on their sides, while others enjoy cheese crackers? How much of ourselves is linked to genetics? Maybe a lot more than we thought. What do you think?
For better or worse, the funniest No on 8 commercials will only ever be shown on YouTube. If actual douches could vote and donate to political causes, I’m sure they would support gay marriage and (not just “gay”in the third-grader sense of the word). FRIDAY IS THE LAST DAY TO DONATE TO NO ON 8. Polls show support for and against Proposition 8 as neck and neck. Your donation would help the final campaign effort to sway undecided voters. Victory would extend positive gay influence throughout the U.S. and the world. Defeat would set the gay rights movement back about ten years. One dollar, five, ten, twenty… any-sized donation would really help. Please, this is the last day to donate. You can donate at Equality California or No On 8—it’s easy, it’s simple, and it’ll make a world of difference. Even a modest donation could help swing undecided voters to cast a vote for marriage equality that would change the lives of gay couples around the world. The blog, Towleroad has done great compilations of Proposition 8 news here, here and here. Please give and encourage others to do the same. Thank you.
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