As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! By The Way, I’m Gay
It’s touching, it’s personal, and it’s funny! Filmmaker Jan Dunne has made a video that gives a gay perspective that I relates to everyone, no matter where you’re from. It also helps that the lead actor is super, super hot. Yes, he’s probably underage, but I’m just a penis so that makes me ageless… right? Bryan Thomas
So, Chinpoko’s Spanish isn’t so good, but it doesn’t really matter. Why you ask? Because QC Español has a picture of Bryan Thomas that is worth at least a thousand words! This boy’s got it all: the body, the face, the dick, and Chinpoko loves that little fur on his chest. And you’re in luck, because I pride myself on detective work. I stumbled upon Bryan’s own personal blog! Yum!!! He’s just delectable.
This time, the QC Weekender gives you a handful of musical numbers to keep your toes tapping and a smile on your face into the new week. Chicago – They Both Reached For The Gun
What goes better with murder than media manipulation? In Chicago, Renée Zellweger plays Roxie Hart, a jealous lover who shoots down her man in the opening act. It’ll be lights out for Roxy unless she plays her cards right. Luckily, she’s got her lawyer Billy Flynn (Richard Gere) to help her get her story straight—wicked fun!
Bugsy Malone – So You Wanna Be A Boxer…
By odd chance, we find ourselves in Chicago again, this time in the company of children. This 1976 musical follows the exploits of child gangsters who duel using custard pies and “splurge guns” that shoot out cream. The gangster subject matter was toned down for a “G” rating, but there’s still lots of crime and conniving. It also featured a young Jodie Foster (fresh from Taxi Driver) playing a speakeasy chanteuse.
My Fair Lady – Wouldn’t It Be Loverly
Huh, it seems like every song in the QC Weekender takes place in a city. This time, the divine Audrey Hepburn plays the “squashed cabbage leaf,” Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl in London who dreams of a better life. The song is similar to “Somewhere That’s Green” from Little Shop of Horrors. You gotta love Hepburn. What she longs for sounds so very simple, yet so wistfully far away…
Newsies – Carrying the Banner Newsies is a 1992 Disney film based on the true story of the 1899 Newsboys Strike of New York City. It ranks among the highest-costing and lowest-grossing Disney live-action films in the studio’s history, but it’s a cult classic nowadays. What’s best is that it
stars a young Christian Bale, or as you may know him, Batman. Who knew the Dark Knight could dance and sing with such energy?
Straight man Harry is bound with his arse spread wide and at the Straight Hell tops’ mercy. Terry grabs a handheld fucking machine and Harry grunts in pain as the brutal top rams the fat dildo right into his tight straight sphincter. Harry screams and bucks as he feels his virgin hole torn apart by the swift back and forth motion of the cock, so Stan pins the boy down and hand gags him.
James really gives it to Trent good, with lots of dirty talk and aggressive fucking. Trent is not only soaking it all up, he’s begging for more. And James does not just make Trent cum, it’s like he draws it out of him, causing a geyser that shoots straight up into the air. But James isn’t about to leave it at that, he shoots his own load all over Trent’s cum covered chest as if marking his territory.
Mike is a macho baseball star at his college, the best of the best, chosen for special “training” with the other top jocks of the college. He’s astounded when his buddies strip down naked and doesn’t want to be the odd one out so strips down himself. The only thing better than seeing this muscular guy in tight lycra is seeing him out of it! He has a fantastic terrified expression during the dick and asshole inspection. And this baseball star has a fantastic time jerking off next to his jock buddies!
Concluding Mr. Prince’s Wonder Woman pilgrimage, we learn just how much of a lightweight he is and whether he falls for Brazilian charm in San Francisco. (Read Part I.) To Tell The Truth
By Steve Prince
I lowered my glass of wine, licking my upper lip. Francisco smiled at me.
“I’m so glad you decided to have a drink with us.” His accent made his speech sound rhythmic. It pulsed with sexuality.
Rachel smiled awkwardly. The intermission had just begun and I think she already felt like a third wheel. “So, are you a big cabaret fan?” she asked, “or a Lynda Carter fan?”
“Yeah…” I paused. What should I say, that actually I am a cabaret fan but secretly I’m obsessed with Lynda Carter? As much as Lynda looks beautiful singing in her elegant black gown, I really just want her to spin around on the stage and create a bursting beautiful heavenly light that fades to reveal my favorite Amazon goddess in all her star-spangled glory.
“Um… I like Lynda’s voice, and I just stumbled upon this little show and I was in town. So, here I am.” I took a swig of wine. Why was I lying? Okay I wasn’t lying but I wasn’t really telling the truth either. Why couldn’t I just say I was a queeny fan of Lynda Carter—it’s not like her gay fans are a secret.
“Well, I loved her as a child,” Francisco added. “At home in Brazil, I would watch re-runs of Wonder Woman and pretend that I had an invisible jet. I also thought Steve Trevor was a fox.”
I don’t know anyone who says “fox” nowadays, and normally it would sound dated. However, as Francisco said it with his pursed lips rounding into a tight “oh”, the word sounded delectable; it was almost as if he invented the word “fox” and was the only person allowed to utter it.
“To Wonder Woman,” Francisco toasted.
Again, Rachel and I echoed and drank. My stomach grumbled as warmth began to spread through my arms. I really had to slow down drinking on an empty stomach. It was just Francisco was just so… tempting.
The lights dimmed and the second half of the show began. Lynda walked onstage wearing the same dress but with a deep scarlet wrap. She was gorgeous. I was glad I had brought my camera; I wanted a picture with her, dammit! I imagined myself babbling to her how important she was during my childhood and how I idolized her. I knew that my story would be memorable to her, and that she would tell her other friends, “I met this one guy, Steve, and his story was just so touching.” She’d surely want to be my friend.
My fantasy was interrupted by Francisco whispering in my right ear. “Doesn’t she look incredible?” As he spoke his lips danced on the top of my ear. The hairs on the back of my neck rose stiffly, wanting more. “Be good,” I kept telling myself.
Forty-five minutes and two encores later, the show ended. I must say it was a great evening of cabaret. As the lights came up, people began to rise from their tables. I had decided to be good, even as tipsy as I was.
“Well,” I said, putting my hands on the table, “thanks so much for the company. This was a fun little night.” I began to rise.
Francisco put his hand on top of mine and stopped me. “But we still have some wine left? I can’t drink it alone.”
AFRICA South Africa – Journalist considers ex-gay therapy and realizes his mistake. [SOURCE] ASIA AND MIDDLE EAST Beijing, China – AIDS rampant among Beijing gays. [SOURCE 1][SOURCE 2] EUROPE Britain, United Kingdom – British Army to host LGBT conference. [SOURCE] Cardiff, United Kingdom – Cardiff Pride park event canceled after heavy rain. [SOURCE] Canterbury, Kent, United Kingdom – Archbishop accused of marginalising homosexuals. [SOURCE] Croydon, Greater London, England – Former London Mayor candidate Brian Paddick to speak at gay society meeting. [SOURCE] London, England – Scientists say Roman Empire made Europeans more susceptible to HIV. [SOURCE] London, England – Entertainer Sir Cliff Richard calls on church to bless gay marriage. [SOURCE] Merseyside, England – City awaits murder trial as gay teen memorial fund established. [SOURCE] Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina – Posters call for execution of gays as tensions mount over Sarajevo queer festival. [SOURCE] OCEANIA Melbourne, Australia – Melbourne named Australia’s second gay city. [SOURCE] NORTH AMERICA Blacklick, Ohio – Church sign promises hell for folks who, like pop-star Katy Perry, kiss girls. [SOURCE] California – Gay marriage opponents spread misinformation about consequences of pro-gay vote. [SOURCE] Canada – Straight guy to wed woman born as a man. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – Study says gene may hold key to neutralizing HIV. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – Gay high school proposed. [SOURCE] Missoula, Montana – Police launch campaign against anti-gay violence. [SOURCE] Ottawa, Ontario, Canada – Gay prostitute turned priest Member of Parliament will not seek reelection. [SOURCE] Salt Lake City, Utah – Cops hunt attacker in gay bashing. [SOURCE] Trenton, New Jersey – Former Governor James McGreevey’s ex-wife offers to drop gay fraud suit for cash. [SOURCE] Tuscon, Arizona – State Catholics & Jews told to support anti-gay amendment [SOURCE] Windsor Locks, Connecticut – Transgender singer files complaint over karaoke snub. [SOURCE]
