PataPorn With Chinpoko!

As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!

By The Way, I’m Gay
It’s touching, it’s personal, and it’s funny! Filmmaker Jan Dunne has made a video that gives a gay perspective that I relates to everyone, no matter where you’re from. It also helps that the lead actor is super, super hot. Yes, he’s probably underage, but I’m just a penis so that makes me ageless… right?

Bryan Thomas
So, Chinpoko’s Spanish isn’t so good, but it doesn’t really matter. Why you ask? Because QC Español has a picture of Bryan Thomas that is worth at least a thousand words! This boy’s got it all: the body, the face, the dick, and Chinpoko loves that little fur on his chest. And you’re in luck, because I pride myself on detective work. I stumbled upon Bryan’s own personal blog! Yum!!! He’s just delectable.

Three Lads in Paradise
Is it weird that after looking at this post I can’t get Jimmy Buffet’s Cheeseburger in Paradise out of my head? However, now I’m imagining eating a cheeseburger while watching these three fellas hop to it in the hot sun. If you haven’t seen this yet, check it out! All I will say is that Anthony is a lucky, lucky boy.

Tyson Beckford
I just… I mean… I can barely talk. What has gotten into Tyson Beckford, and how can I get Tyson Beckford into me? I thought it was hot when he went on Oprah and cried last year, but after this… hand me the lube! His pubes look like a forest I’d love to explore, or maybe I could climb the mountains of his pecs, or just get him to drop his towel and let me suck him off like a Dairy Queen cone. Ahh, if only Chinpoko had lips. What were you thinking QC?

Captain’s Log at ManAvenue
Ahoy mateys! You know what I love more than a theme party? A porn theme party! It’s time to take to the high seas and watch Zack and Gio ride some waves—and each other. I love Gio’s thick, tanned body. He looks so damn cute bouncing up and down Zack. I’d definitely take him for a three-hour tour (a three-hour tour)! Here’s to butt pirates!!! Argh.
Uh-oh! Chinpoko’s bag is empty! What’s a Chinpoko to do? I know, I’ll get all hot and horny and be back next time for another helping of porn.
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!