PataPorn With Chinpoko!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!
Gay Straight Guys
Okay, Chinpoko is confused. I didn’t know whether to laugh or get turned on. I know, let’s do both! These two boys are hot, Hot, HOT, and funnier than that a fart in church. I mean, Chinpoko has ALWAYS thought that sports are nothing but a big homo-free-for-balls, and I love that MADTV is clever enough to poke fun at the super “straight” guys out there. Maybe some of our favorite porn stars should take a look… Chris Rockway anyone? Hmmm…
Harley vs. Simon
Czap… a… lin… su… no, that’s not it. Cziplons… no. Crapsinme… no. Well no wonder Simon changed his name to Harley— no one can say Simon’s last name!!! But who really cares? He’s still on fire. Simon, Harley, Cheeze Wiz… Chinpoko could care less what his real name is. The way Harley gave it to Addison in their flip fuck on Sean Cody… mmmm. How bout Czaplinski changes his name to “Chinpoko’s bitch!” Atta girl!
[EDITOR’S NOTE: The above-mentioned Split Identity post has been removed at the model’s request.]
Marco Vega Man Avenue
Chinpoko needs to watch that Mandy Moore movie How to Deal because I seriously don’t think I can right now. Marco makes Chinpoko want to be the bad little dick I know I could be. Belt me up, suck me down, take me out for a lobster dinner, then do it all over again. And if you think Marco’s dick is hot, just look into his eyes— he definitely makes pretty look easy. Definitely.
DC Cowboys
Do you think George W knows about these cowboys? Probably not, but what if the secret servicemen in Crawford, Texas looked like this. Oh, arrest Chinpoko, marshal! Maybe that saying is right, “SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!!! ” And it goes to charity which is great. Yeah… woo… okay back to HOT COWBOYS!!! YEE HAW!
Tiger Sex
What tiger/cat sex songs can you think of? Chinpoko would start with, What’s New Pussy Cat (Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh!) and then end with Eye of the Tiger.
Uh-oh! Chinpoko’s bag is empty! What’s a Chinpoko to do? I know, I’ll get all hot and horny and be back next time for another helping of PataPorn With Chinpoko!
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!
