PataPorn With Chinpoko!

As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!

Club Jeremy Hall
Sometimes the gloves don’t come off, these fellas just cum.
Chinpoko has to admit that few things are hotter than planting your nose in some guy’s sweaty nuts. Well, I actually don’t have a nose, but damn, I can imagine. Jeremy really knows how to celebrate the one year anniversary of his site. Jasper and Jeremy’s chemistry makes Rocky Balboa look like an old man who can’t even speak clearly—oh wait, that’s already true.

Sex and The Olympics
What do Olympians do in their spare time? Apparently, fuck one another’s brains out. Former Olympian Matthew Syed dishes the dirt on what the athletes do in their spare time. Chinpoko thinks good ol’ fashioned sex should be the next competition added to the games. Can you imagine the events?: 69, missionary, fisting… I’m sorry. What was I talking about? I got distracted…

Cody Cummings
Chinpoko thinks Cody Cummings is a little stuck on himself, but you know what?—Chinpoko loves him. Maybe it’s that cocky bravado that drives me crazy. Whatever it is, Johnny T. is a lucky, lucky boy. And since he “supposedly” has never sucked cock—yeah right—he does a pretty good job of getting Cody to shoot his fire hose.

Joel Derfner
How gay are you? Well, I think no one is gayer than Joel Derfner. The author of Swish: My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever is absolutely friggin’ hilarious. Derfner’s writing is witty and insightful. You can read his blog and get a taste for what he writes about in his book. You have to read his entry about the first time he went to an orgy. Derfner is also the author of Gay Haiku, and I think that says it all.

Vacuum Out Your Cum
One word—OUCH!
Uh-oh! Chinpoko’s bag is empty! What’s a Chinpoko to do? I know, I’ll get all hot and horny and be back next time for another helping of porn.
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!