April Fools! Jake Cruise Media Buys QueerClick, Launches QC Daddies

Welcome to QC Daddies!
About four months ago, Jake Cruise approached QueerClick about jointly launching a new site showcasing hot daddies, an area he knows well. In negotiations, it became apparent that Mr. Cruise wanted more than collaboration and made a friendly offer to buy all of QueerClick. We couldn’t pass up an opportunity to become part of the Jake Cruise Media family and quickly accepted his offer.
Today, we not only announce the new ownership of QueerClick, but also launch the first fruits of this new venture — QC Daddies. Head on over to the new blog for more news and lots of mature, hairy goodness!
UPDATE: April Fools! Even though Mr. Cruise himself was in on the joke, he has not purchased QueerClick. We aren’t launching QC Daddies (even though a number of you loved it!) and our new 81-year-old editor Milton Longbottom is entirely fake.
99% of you got the joke — thank you for playing along! We pranked a few of you — thank you also for playing along!
A couple of you knew that this was all a prank and still vowed to never visit QC again. To those readers, we suggest you use this Spring to learn how to laugh and lighten up.

02 Apr 08 By aaron 184 Comments

Carlos Needs a BlowJob at NewYorkStraightMen.com

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NYSM got a frantic call from their friend Carlos, he broke up with his girlfriend a few weeks back and he hasn’t gotten laid since. He really wanted a bj and he needed one badly. So NYSM told him to come on over. They got on the phone to their stable of cocksuckers and Ben was available to come over at the late hour.
When Carlos arrived, he made it clear that he needed to drop his load, so he wasn’t going to do any chit-chat with Ben. Carlos told NYSM that he just needs a cocksucker who was ready to suck and swallow his load. Ben is a dedicated cocksucker, who’s mission is to service straight guys. He was happy to offer up his mouth, throat and tongue for Carlos’ pleasure.

02 Apr 08 By Dave 6 Comments

Diego at ChaosMen.com

ChaosMen Diego (ChaosMen)

Diego
Bryan at Chaos Men had seen Diego at his gym for the last year. And he always caught his eye and imagined what he’d look like naked. So you can imagine Bryan’s joy when he saw Diego’s photos from a fellow photographer who recommended he try out Chaos Men! Better yet, Diego was all for posing on Chaos. And Bryan’s fantasy was made into a reality: The guy at the gym is suddenly right in front of him rubbin’ one off! And he nails himself right in the face when he busts. Cool.

01 Apr 08 By redmonkey 4 Comments

Nick at SeanCody.com

SeanCody Nick (SeanCody)

Nick at SeanCody.com
Nick is a 23-year-old straight guy who works as a server in a very high-scale restaurant.
“It’s crazy,” he said. “A little piece of steak costs like 50 bucks.”
“So the tips are good then?” Sean asked.
“Yeah, especially if you get a big party,” he said. “Then it really adds up. Even more if you flirt with the girls.”
“Really?” Sean asked. “How does that work?”
“I dunno,” he said. “Maybe it makes them put pressure on the guys they’re with to leave a bigger tip.”

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01 Apr 08 By Ken 18 Comments

Harry and Diesel at UKNakedMen.com

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Diesel picks up Harry Louis’s iPod and finds a video featuring Harry and another guy. He soon realises he’s watching his mate in a gay porn film and he’s getting turned on by it. Next thing he knows, he’s tasting the real thing as Harry’s thick cock is thrust into his mouth and bashing away at his tonsils. This grease monkey’s soon greased up and taking a pounding he won’t forget. What’s that hot liquid he feels splashing over his ass? That’ll be Harry juice and lots of it. Diesel adds his own juice to the pool and the wheels of industry are well and truly lubricated.

01 Apr 08 By aaron 13 Comments