Alex, I’ll take “CAPTION THIS!” for 200…

CAPTION THIS!! A WEINER… ER… WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN! Your name will “go up in lights” and be re-posted with the picture and your caption.

The challenge: See if you can do it without “small penis” references. You can, but clever people who don’t will get more points in the judging process.

Now let’s not start a huge debate over whether this guy is underendowed or average or not, etc. We know some of you queers well enough by now to see it cummin. Jesus let us pick our dicks before we came to Earth (you know… “befar we was barnd” as we learned in Sundee School), so when you make fun of a man’s ass thermometer, you’re making fun of Jesus as an artist. But we digress… as usual…

So be creative, tell us the overall caption, tell us what either guy is saying or thinking. We’ll get back to you with a winner in the next few days. Ready…… go!