How to Fill Your iPod Full of Porn

It is a dilemma, do you indulge with the decadent pleasure of filling a new iPod full of porn or do you wait for the rumored pink Madonna nano iPod? Well, if you opt for the iPod with video… you’ll quickly discover it’s pretty easy to upload your favorite smutty photos, but what about movies? If you sip the Apple Kool-Aid regularly, you probably already know that QuickTime Pro (a $30 add-on to the free software) allows you to take any QuickTime movie (including your own dirty movies!) and convert it to a suitable iPod video format. Just open a movie in QuickTime Pro and choose “Export” and save it as “Movie to iPod (320×240)”…
What if it’s not in QuickTime? There are already freeware tools and conversion guides ready to help you reach portable porn nirvana (seems like they were posted the day of Apple’s video iPod announcement!)…
Fortunately, the new iPods also feature a lock, so your boss doesn’t accidentally discover how dirty you are during your lunchbreak…