Your pets will LOVE you for this…

Queers and their pets. Fags and their Fluffys. Homos and their hamsters (no urban-legend-related pun intended). It just wouldn’t be Halloween without dressing up the wild animals we share our homes with (vague-reference-to-your-boyfriend pun intended).

So get out there and dress those pets! We’ll say it again: GET ON IT, MARY! You’ve only got 2 weeks.