Toys For The Boys – Naughty or Nice
Still lookin’ for that perfect gift? Well, with only 5 more shopping days left, check out these tasty tools for that Queer Clicking geek in your life.
Electric Footwear Dryers
Tired of soggy shoes? Well, slide your wet ones onto these babies and let the continuous flow of warm air blow them… blow them dry that is! Available at wishingfish.com for $39.50.
The Casio Exilim EX-S500
Ready to catch Uncle Vic making out with Santa? Well, “Click!” “Click!” away with this orange-hot puppy! It’s a 5-megapixel snapper, with a 3x optical zoom lens, which, when not fully erect, allows you to slide this bad boy right into your shirt pocket. Available at Sears and Circuit City for a mere $349.99.
The Francis Francis X5
Oh Frap! Are ya tired of handing over your right leg and left arm at the local bean booth to some snot-nosed punk with a lip ring? Well, for $649.99, you too can be a barista bitch in the comfort of your own home. The price may sound like a frap load, but go ahead and add up all those drinks you downed over the last week! Got ya all jittery yet? Available at Amazon.com in 9 different colors. Hmm, I wonder if it cums in orange?
Scrolling LED Belt Buckles
Wanna draw some attention to your narrow waist and bulging crotch while on the dance floor of your favorite club? Well, get one of these handy dandy belt buckles and have all eyes where ya want them. These little gems can hold up to 6 messages, so that way you can flip from your perfect stats, to your cell phone number, to “Get Lost!” in a single beat! Available at ThinkGeek.com for $24.99-29.99. Not bad!
The Xact XTR1
Sirius offers a broad range of programming, including all-gay, all-the-time Sirius OutQ, the only 24-hour radio programming for the LGBT community. With this little tool, you can tune in anytime, anywhere! Portable and gym friendly. Available at sirius.com for $99.99.
And if none of these little toys seem just right – offer to give your loved one a full body massage – with your mouth!
Merry Clickmas Guys!
