Brian Austin Green Gets Groped

Oh where have you been since 90210, Brian Austin Green? We had such a crush on you in middle school and then you vanished from the face of the Earth. It’s good to know that decades-stale stardom still gets you action — in this case, public action!
Now, to the pics. We don’t know (or care) who the chick is. What we are concerned about, of course, is that monster cock under those blue jeans. Have you considered a career — a real career — in gay porn, Brian baby?
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[Via Queerty via Kenneth via The Celeb Archive]