PataPorn With Chinpoko!

It’s November sweeps for the networks, so that means it’s Prime Time for Chinpoko. He’s pulling out all the stops, he’s throwing you something big, he’s—actually it’s more of the good stuff you expect every week. How can you improve on PataPorn With Chinpoko?

QCam Hotties
Whew! Who knew Queerclick was packin’ the hotties? This guys are ri-dick-u-lous, they’re so hot. Think you got what it takes to be a QCam hottie—well then, get your sassy ass over to the QueerClick gallery and click a pic!

Mighty Men: Leo Giamani – Devirginization
I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him! I know they say Leo Giamani is straight, but I don’t believe it! Okay, it’s only because I want him to be my boyfriend. His calm demeanor, his silly “aww shucks” smirk, oh yeah—and his big donkey dick helps too. Ahh, Damn Leo Giamani! I wish I was your lover.

Berlin Male: Jovan
He just wants to be your tasty teddy bear! And he is. Jovan at Berlin Male is as adorable as it gets. I wasn’t expecting such a nice surprise when he dropped his pants, but he delivers. I love that Berlin Male always showcases such different guys. It’s good to mix it up, right?

Next Door Buddies: Zack Cook, Dylan McLovin and Patrick Rouge
Save a horse, ride a cowboy! Or two, or three! Zack, Cook, and Dylan are smokin’ in this video. And if you think the guys look steamy to begin with, just wait until the end. By the end of this fun ride, it looks like these three have been in a sauna—they’re sweating so hard. I really want them all to sit on my face.

Ross The Intern Longs To Touch Madonna
Ross the Intern! He is queerer than Christmas and I love him for it. Jay Leno is nice, but thank goodness he has a funny gay to bring some comedy to The Tonight Show. Jay surprised Ross with a ticket to the Madonna concert in Los Angeles, but Ross has to touch Madonna or else he’s in the doghouse. I won’t tell you if he succeeds, but I will say the clip is funny as hell. Here’s to Ross!
All right, enough. You’ve worn me out… I can’t take anymore. I can’t go on…I can’t… Oh, who’s that guy on SeanCody getting finger-banged? Okay, apparently I have work to do for next week. So go forth, and don’t forget to get turned on.