PataPorn With Chinpoko!

Chinpoko is taking a break this week, well kinda. Instead of bringing you just the sights of the QC, our resident talking dick has been looking to spread his seed elsewhere. We can’t be responsible for what he says because, well, it’s PataPorn With Chinpoko!

Ask QC: Dirty Bottom OCD
No, my first name ain’t baby. It’s Chin. Chinpoko if you’re NASTY! Are you a nasty boy? Well apparently this QC reader thinks he is. Personally, as long as I’m covered, I go for the gold. I mean, once you’re in the black hole, there ain’t no turning back. Anyway, someone please give this poor boy some advice—she needs it.

eHarmony Gets Gay
eHarmony finally struck a major chord with the gays. After several years of being hailed as exclusionary towards same-sex couples, eHarmony if finally realizing that us gays are in it for the long haul too! Oh, Chinpoko is gonna find himself a man!

Catalonia Firefighters
The fires that have been happening in California have been terrible, and I’m not here to make light of that. However, these firefighters could drench me in whatever liquid they wanted to. Literally, all over. Slime me like an old episode of You Can’t Do That On Television. Yeah, Chinpoko is classy.

QCA Art: Exterface’s Boywonder
Holy Cocksucker, Batman! I can’t stop looking at this post. The French duo Exterface have done it again. This time they’re taking a view of the one and only Boy Wonder. Robin has always been Batman’s sidekick, but I think it’s time to give this boy some space—in my ass. Robin is totally one of the gayest superheroes out there and that’s why we love him. Well, he’s hot too—that helps with the lovin’.
Okay kids, next week is going to be a big week. So you better be ready, because I’m not holding back. In fact, I can already feel the porn over load happening. I would by the extra lube now! So until next week my friends and don’t forget to get turned on!