PataPorn With Chinpoko!

Chinpoko has been out of control this week. He’s still reeling from last week’s opening of QCX. We’ve literally had to write him up for not working. I mean, the QC loves porn but come on—you can’t jack off ALL day long.

UOMOTV: Gael
Gael looks swarthy. Y’know what I mean? Like, pirate swarthy. I am imagining him with the eye-patch, a little black eyeliner, and me up his ass. Now that’s what they should make a movie about. Johnny Depp, eat your heart out—or just eat me out. I’m good with that too.

QC Movies: Tommy Lima in Brazil
HOT, HOT, HOT, LATIN MEN! ALERT! ALERT!!! Oh my goodness. I love the QC Movies. It’s like the online version of Blockbuster—COCKTHRUSTER! I didn’t know that I needed to move to Brazil. Damn! These boys have the thickest meats you’ve seen, and I just love the way Latin boys kiss. Yum!

College Dudes 24/7: Jason Matthews
It’s beginning to look a lot like Twinkmas! Jason Matthews is adorable (although that’s such a fake name!). His skinny, smooth body is delectable and his cock is nothing to shake a stick at! That’s what I love about QC; I think I have my ideal type of guy and then I get turned on by someone totally different. It’s like porn education, so do your homework!

CFNM: Under the Thumb
What the fuck is this? This is like my worst nightmare. This is worse than the time I watched the Lorena Bobbitt Lifetime movie. Oh God, why would someone do this to their penis? I’m claustrophobic and would have just freaked out. Boys, don’t be too mean to your dicks—remember, we always love you back.

Kissing Paul
QC Chinese has been holding out on me! I don’t know when they got these gorgeous pictures, but I only found them thanks to Sticky. Personally, Chinpoko thinks there is nothing hotter than men kissing. NOTHING!
I have to say—I love my job kids. I know QC thinks I’ve been slacking off lately, but hey… can you blame me? I’m just trying to take time to notice the little things in life (by “little things” I mean “big wet dicks”). I can’t help it, but maybe you can. So good luck for this week. Be safe and remember don’t forget to get out there and get turned on!